Kids, this is why you need to stay in school...

[kaiser715]

http://www.wral.com/news/strange/story/8890888/

"Police say the nickname comes from the robber earlier asking a teller for all the $20s, $40s and $60s."

 

[twistedjeepster]

Awesome.....just awesome.

 

[Chris_Keziah]

Thats just, well hell I don't even know. Wonder if he can even count that high.

 

[96tacolx]

Hi! I'm the $60 Bill Bandit and i am NOT smarter than a 5th grader!

 

[Blaze]

What an idiot.

He totally forgot to grab all the $80s they hoard back there.

 

[Jason W.]

He gradgeated therd graade

 

[Ray VanBuren]

Hukt onn fonix werkt four hym 2.

 

[RenegadeT]

I want to know which president/notable American is on the 40 and 60

 

[y2kcrawler]

I want to know which president/notable American is on the 40 and 60

...Obama... Duh.. Fake money for a fake president

 

[DemonDave]

Am I the only one disturbed by the fact that the news articles author felt the need to explain that $40 and $60 bills are not printed?

 

[Fart]

You used to be able to spend $200 bills at Food Lion in Roanoke Rapids.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/bush-phony-200-bill

 

[RenegadeT]

next thing ya know, someone will try passing a $2 bill

 

[y2kcrawler]

Hey.. He may not know currency but he got away with it multiple times!