Let's get a Mastiff we said, it'll be epic we said...

[Atla]

But it's kind of like getting the child you always wanted, and then realizing that while you love them deeply, you just wish they weren't so messy.

BearBlowsBubbles

 

[rockcity]

My aunt and uncle always had at leas one mastiffs. They are huge, fun, but messy dogs.

 

[UTfball68]

Taught mine to ‘lick her chops’...doesn’t necessarily prevent a mess, just makes it smaller.

 

[C.Berry]

Hahaha yeah I had Pyrenean mastiff that we thought was a St. Bernard! He was a wet wrecking ball, I Miss that big ass dude!

 

[C.Berry]

Swiffer wet jet in your near future!! Lol

 

[shawn]

Swiffer wet jet in your near future!! Lol

Yes, we have a little floor steamer that's almost exclusively used for cleaning up dog slobber.

 

[1-tonmudder]

Taught mine to ‘lick her chops’...doesn’t necessarily prevent a mess, just makes it smaller.

@palmetto zuk would teach one to lick his chops.

 

[C.Berry]

Yes, we have a little floor steamer that's almost exclusively used for cleaning up dog slobber.

Steam you say!?? Who makes it? Does it work good? Lol I know with 2 60lb dogs a 35lb pig and a 3lb cat I get more drool,prints and random messes than any one man should have to bare... steam would be nice!

 

[palmetto zuk]

@palmetto zuk would teach one to lick his chops.

I have left a few girls looking like a mastiff eating mayonnaise when I was done.

 

[shawn]

Steam you say!?? Who makes it? Does it work good? Lol I know with 2 60lb dogs a 35lb pig and a 3lb cat I get more drool,prints and random messes than any one man should have to bare... steam would be nice!

Shark! Like the infomercial people. There's probably a video of Billy Mays somewhere hawking this thing. I think @trailhugger's mom got it for us from Costco. It has a big cotton pad on the bottom like a Swiffer, but you fill it up and plug it in, and steam comes out the bottom. We've had it for years.

 

[1-tonmudder]

I have left a few mastiff looking girls when I was done.

FIFY

 

[Atla]

@shawn - We have one of those!

I was trying to find the video of him drinking out of our refrigerator water dispenser. But I can't figure out how to download it from Instagram. He'll push his lower muzzle against it and drink the stream of water, creates a huge mess. We had to put a special mat under it.

We've made some headway with making him drink from outside. That's about the only way to avoid the dripping drool mess. The cold temperatures aren't helping us though.

But they are great dogs, really good with kids. We can't imagine not having one as a pet, even though sometimes we fantasize about it.