Your thread title makes it sound like you're trying to find someone that you can wash.
Hahaha, I just need friends with teenage kids
Maybe I am...
This thread is just wrong and sounds a bit gay reading the title...
No gender was mentioned. You can assume whatever your personal tastes desire.
no personal taste involved in that.
Are you implying I am gay? Maybe you are cruising for some tail?
fact: I just married a beautiful lady on Wednesday...