lost car - asheville area

kaiser715

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So. Long story short, yesterday was my 21st birthday, I ended up parking my gold Toyota Corolla somewhere and proceeded to walk home.
The problem is that I just moved to Asheville about two weeks ago and really don't know the town that well yet. Also, it being my 21st birthday, I was blackout drunk..

I parked my car in East Asheville, this is the only solid fact that I know.
NOT A JOKE.

It's a 2007 Gold Toyota Corolla with a Dashboard Jesus, flowers on the dash and a rosary hanging from the rearview mirror. There are a number of stickers on the back of my car, "I break for manatees" an "Obama/Biden" sticker, a Santa Cruz sticker, but most importantly there's a sticker on the lower right side of my bumper that is a Llama with the name "Simon" next to it.
My car has a California plate reading 6AAR490.

If you SEE or HAVE SEEN THIS CAR PLEASE CONTACT ME. because I really need my car and really can't do anything but search for it until i find it.

thanks,
call Savannah at 530.355.8406 or email if you've seen my car and know where it's parked.
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Posting ID: 4031798318
Posted: 2013-08-28, 3:48PM EDT

http://asheville.craigslist.org/wan/4031798318.html

Wonder what else she lost last night??
 
We ought to call her and send her different places for fun. something along the lines of, "go down to patton and ask for sammy. he's the one with the afro pick. He owns the lot next to In and Out. I saw it there about 3am."
 
Call her up and say you have the car. She just needs to pay the fee [insert enormous fee]. oh you can't? no problem, we're having a young republicans rally and I could use the help. what size t-shirt do you wear?
 
I'd call and say I found it but some dumbass put an Obama sticker on it, so I pulled it off. You wouldn't want to ride around with that crap on your car around here........
 
I'd call and say I found it but some dumbass put an Obama sticker on it, so I pulled it off. You wouldn't want to ride around with that crap on your car around here........
I bet she could call the local police on her free obama phone. You know they have already found it.
 
I bet she could call the local police on her free obama phone. You know they have already found it.
Do you have any idea how many cars fit that description in asheville lol.

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Pounding headache and walking like a cowboy while looking for a car that has vanished because the keys were in the ignition = PRICELESS!!!

And for everything else there is daddy's MasterCard.
 
Do you have any idea how many cars fit that description in asheville lol.

Buckeye Performance Inc.
That many 2007 Gold Toyota Corollas with a Dashboard Jesus, flowers on the dash and a rosary hanging from the rearview mirror. There are a number of stickers on the back of my car, "I break for manatees" an "Obama/Biden" sticker, a Santa Cruz sticker, but most importantly there's a sticker on the lower right side of my bumper that is a Llama with the name "Simon" next to it, with California tags in Asheville? I bet not that many.
 
That many 2007 Gold Toyota Corollas with a Dashboard Jesus, flowers on the dash and a rosary hanging from the rearview mirror. There are a number of stickers on the back of my car, "I break for manatees" an "Obama/Biden" sticker, a Santa Cruz sticker, but most importantly there's a sticker on the lower right side of my bumper that is a Llama with the name "Simon" next to it, with California tags in Asheville? I bet not that many.

you'd be surprised.
 
That many 2007 Gold Toyota Corollas with a Dashboard Jesus, flowers on the dash and a rosary hanging from the rearview mirror. There are a number of stickers on the back of my car, "I break for manatees" an "Obama/Biden" sticker, a Santa Cruz sticker, but most importantly there's a sticker on the lower right side of my bumper that is a Llama with the name "Simon" next to it, with California tags in Asheville? I bet not that many.
I'm betting their will be 5 that fit the discription on haywood rd. And 10 or more from haywood to east asheville.

Buckeye Performance Inc.
 
Hippies and red necks everytime I go and I have yet to see any cars with California tags. But I don't get up there that often, I just have to call bs on the number of cars matching that description.
 
BTW, you would have to go thru 50 Subarus to fine 1 Toyota.
My wife drives a subaru and wears teva shoes now all she needs is a german Shepard then she can go full lesbian!
Im gonna take a pic of every gold corolla with oblunder stickers just so he can see how damm many their are.

Buckeye Performance Inc.
 
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