Mitch Hedburg Makes me laugh

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I ordered a chicken sandwich but I think the waitress misunderstood me because she said, "How would you like your eggs?" So I tried to answer her anyhow. I said "Incubated, and then raised, and then beheaded, and then plucked and then cut up then put onto a grill then put onto a bun. Shit, it's gonna take awhile. I don't have time, scrambled!"
 
To the average Joe that might not seem that funny, but if you heard Mitch say it you'd be rolling. I love listening to him on a long drive. Sure wish he would've been able to put out more stuff.
 
:beer: Mitch was awesome.

A friend sent me a youtube to Ron Funches and his delivery reminds me of Mitch... I posted his link in the youtube OTD thread...
 
I used to be a lifeguard till some blue kid got me fired...
 
If you ever get lost in the woods, just build a house. Then you're not lost because you live there.
 
Love Mitch Hedburg, I've got two of his CD's in my center console!!! Would have loved to have seen him live, he was supposed to come to Charlotte but passed away just a couple of months before. Sad he's not around anymore, left some great comedy though!!!

:beer:
 
same way all the great men of comedy die. Overdose. seems something about making others laugh leaves some demons inside of you.
 
I order a club sandwich all the time. And I'm not even a member, I don't know how I get away with it. "I like my sandwiches with three pieces of bread." "So do I." "Lets form a club then." "Okay, but we're gonna need more stipulations." "Yes we do." "OK... Instead of cutting it once, lets cut it again." "Yeah, four triangles." "And we will position them in a circle. And in the middle we will dump chips. Or potato salad." "Let me ask you a question, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?" "I'm for 'em!" "Well, this club is formed. Spread the news on menus nationwide."
 
You know they call corn-on-the-cob "corn-on-the-cob," right? But that's how it comes out of the ground, man. They should call that "corn", and they should call every other version "corn-off-the-cob." It's not like if you cut off my arm you would call my arm "Mitch", but then reattach it and call it "Mitch-all-together."
 
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