mmmmm buzzard

transman731

transman731

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anyone who has been to my shop for more than 15min, knows about the buzzards that live here. well in the last week we have gained a buzzard, instead of 2 there are 3. well the new one(he doesn't know the rules) got a rock thrown at him this morning for trying to tear up the rubber on the roof.
i was in the shop looking towards the front building when i hear a loud explosion and see something fly off of the transformer at the telephone pole. i thought the top had blown off of the transformer. i walk down to the front only to see the new buzzard laying on the ground smoking.
evidently buzzards make bad fuses, and proves to me that friday the 13th may only be bad luck for buzzards.

anyone for fried buzzard

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LMAO! They dont know much about Microwave antennas either! I had to go to this one cell tower site named "Buzzard's Roost" and work on the diesel generators for CAT. They would fall asleep beside a antenna and slow cook... then hit the ground with a loud thunk! Kinda' steamy and half dead. Reminded me of the movie 'The Fly' when Jeff Goldbloom came out half baked. Then, of course, the others would eat him. Also, the ground under the tower was littered with poop and bones they puked up after they digested what ever carion they ate. It was a nasty place.
 
I hate buzzards. Ever had one puke at you? It's the most vile thing you've ever experienced.
 
BAHAHAHA!!!!!!! that is awsome!!!!! i like the crispy feathers!!!!! tear up my roof i show you a trick!!!!!!!!
 
13bullets said:
I hate buzzards. Ever had one puke at you? It's the most vile thing you've ever experienced.
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as a young stupid kid me and a friend were squirrel hunting just sitting still waiting for movement, then this big ass buzzard lights just above me and as formentioned stupid kid shoots him!!! thump no flop no fuss no muss just DEAD or so i assumed, so i jump up grab him and start doing a kinda meat puppet gig for my friend with this big ole dead bird then he kinda just opens his eyes and looks @ me then BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAA the most foul unrelenting, ungodly goop flies fourth into my very open and laughing mouth thus ending the puppet show and teaching me never never never ever mess with a buzzard!!!!!
 
Oh God. I'm sorry I asked.

I stand corrected. Having one puke at you is the 2nd most vile thing you've ever experienced.
 
tknopp said:
Did his friends come down and eat him?
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actually they are black buzzards, i was told by the div of wildlife that the black buzzards are the only variety of buzzard that doesn't eat it's own. they told me that hanging stuffed buzzards near their nest would make them leave.(and they could supply them for $250.00 each)

i also didn't see the other 2 the rest of the day.
 
transman731 said:
actually they are black buzzards, i was told by the div of wildlife that the black buzzards are the only variety of buzzard that doesn't eat it's own. they told me that hanging stuffed buzzards near their nest would make them leave.(and they could supply them for $250.00 each)

i also didn't see the other 2 the rest of the day.
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We hung some fake buzzards at work. The real buzzards plucked the feathers off them.

Also, when we first put them up, we put them on our smoke stacks in an upright position. The environmental people that were in the loop would not let us put our unit online (thus utilizing the smoke stack) until we hung the fake buzzards upside down.
 
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