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Reid

Reid

Hasnt Seen Dirt in Years
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Dec 30, 2005
Location
Winston Salem
Wanna know who the better friend is......


Take your wife and your dog and lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Who is happier to see you at the end of that hour?
 
I say the better friend is the one you plan on boning at some point in time. Although, the dog does let you see it naked all the time with the lights on. So it's a toss up.
 
My dogs have never been mad at me for bringing home a woman, coming home late and drunk, spending too much time working on my truck, they don't even get mad if they see me pet other dogs....
 
Thats funny Because I have 4 dogs and 1 of them is so protective/jealous if he notice's me petting or even talking to one of the other three he will hand them a @zz whipping. And yes I talk to all 4 of my dogs. 1 of them is named "Dummy" and he will sit under the door frame of my truck waiting for me to come to the truck. I had a neighbor borrow my truck and he called me the next morning and said he had a problem I asked what was wrong and he said he went out to get in the truck and all 4 dogs were there and wouldn't let him in now thats a security system. Well back to work.
 
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