MOTD (Meme of the Day)

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So I had a bit of a road rage incident this weekend and my 3.5 year old was with me. I had cruise set, in my lane...some younger girls apparently wanted the turn lane on the opposite side of me. They speed up, cut me off. We end up side by side at the light. They roll their window down start flipping me off and hollering. Light turns green and I carry on. As luck would have it we crossed paths a couple surface streets later, and ended up stopped, driver window to driver window. Again they started flipping me off and hollering. My window is down, and I actually very calmly said my kid was in the car, they won, no need to carry on. Once I said that, the personal insults started...nothing surprising, fat ass, Sasquatch looking f*cker, etc etc. I didn’t say anything, which resulted in the driver saying ‘you’re not saying anything now, what, never seen a pretty girl before...this blonde too good looking for you’. Instinctively, I responded ‘I know your suck-a-dick-for-an-8ball-self didn’t just call yourself attractive’. And then my light turned green and drove off. I walk in to my the house and my 3.5 year old instantly starts saying 8ball 8ball 8ball. So my wife naturally asked why she was saying that and where she got it from. I step in, and explain we were watching trick shots on espn earlier and now my wife thinks my child is a billiards enthusiast.
 
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UTfball68 said:
So I had a bit of a road rage incident this weekend and my 3.5 year old was with me. I had cruise set, in my lane...some younger girls apparently wanted the turn lane on the opposite side of me. They speed up, cut me off. We end up side by side at the light. They roll their window down start flipping me off and hollering. Light turns green and I carry on. As luck would have it we crossed paths a couple surface streets later, and ended up stopped, driver window to driver window. Again they started flipping me off and hollering. My window is down, and I actually very calmly said my kid was in the car, they won, no need to carry on. Once I said that, the personal insults started...nothing surprising, fat ass, Sasquatch looking f*cker, etc etc. I didn’t say anything, which resulted in the driver saying ‘you’re not saying anything now, what, never seen a pretty girl before...this blonde too good looking for you’. Instinctively, I responded ‘I know your suck-a-dick-for-an-8ball-self didn’t just call yourself attractive’. And then my light turned green and drove off. I walk in to my the house and my 3.5 year old instantly starts saying 8ball 8ball 8ball. So my wife naturally asked why she was saying that and where she got it from. I step in, and explain we were watching trick shots on espn earlier and now my wife thinks my child is a billiards enthusiast.
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This is the same wife a few pages back that would have witnessed you running on water to save yourself, while diving to a wave with a shark. LOL
 
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