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Tom@Hilltop_Machine said:
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Its the stupidest argument and I refuse to tolerate it.
If you leave it alone then both parties will have one seat repetition per urinary event. If the woman never has to move it, but the man does, then the man is subject to 2 seat repetitions per urinary event, while the woman is zero. It is an equitable and fair partnership in a marriage if both parties exercise the first.

Ill add, when home i prefer to sit to pee, unless I am drunk or wearing belted pants etc. This way i significantly reduce the amount of micro piss that splashes out on the floor/wall.
 
ckruzer said:
Its the stupidest argument and I refuse to tolerate it.
If you leave it alone then both parties will have one seat repetition per urinary event. If the woman never has to move it, but the man does, then the man is subject to 2 seat repetitions per urinary event, while the woman is zero. It is an equitable and fair partnership in a marriage if both parties exercise the first.

Ill add, when home i prefer to sit to pee, unless I am drunk or wearing belted pants etc. This way i significantly reduce the amount of micro piss that splashes out on the floor/wall.
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I’m kind of opposite. I want the whole damn lid to be closed every time by everybody. I don’t want stuff falling into the toilet.
This is equitable because everyone has to open and close each time.
 
VortecJeep said:
I’m kind of opposite. I want the whole damn lid to be closed every time by everybody. I don’t want stuff falling into the toilet.
This is equitable because everyone has to open and close each time.
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Same. At least our master bath, the left edge edge of the tiny pedestal sink is way to close to the toilet, and wife of course uses that edge like a shelf for 492 different random objects. Including her toothbrush holder. Yet she never closes the lid. I mean... come on woman you are really flirting with danger here. One elbow bump and you're brushing your teeth with peewater.
 
VortecJeep said:
I’m kind of opposite. I want the whole damn lid to be closed every time by everybody. I don’t want stuff falling into the toilet.
This is equitable because everyone has to open and close each time.
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i flirt with that during the day. mine isnt near anything, and when i stumble in to pee in the middle of the night, or at 445 when the alarm goes off I hate fumbling with the seat. Im very anti turn on the lights in the am, idk why. i blame the tumor causing light sensitivity :laughing:

RatLabGuy said:
Same. At least our master bath, the left edge edge of the tiny pedestal sink is way to close to the toilet, and wife of course uses that edge like a shelf for 492 different random objects. Including her toothbrush holder. Yet she never closes the lid. I mean... come on woman you are really flirting with danger here. One elbow bump and you're brushing your teeth with peewater.
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I feel like if that happens, they wont be using peewater ruined toothbrushes, we would be driving to CVS at 1019PM to get her a new one
 
ckruzer said:
Its the stupidest argument and I refuse to tolerate it.
If you leave it alone then both parties will have one seat repetition per urinary event. If the woman never has to move it, but the man does, then the man is subject to 2 seat repetitions per urinary event, while the woman is zero. It is an equitable and fair partnership in a marriage if both parties exercise the first.
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This King knows his worth.
 
VortecJeep said:
I’m kind of opposite. I want the whole damn lid to be closed every time by everybody. I don’t want stuff falling into the toilet.
This is equitable because everyone has to open and close each time.
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This is our house. The dog would drink himself to drowning if he had his way, and of course then pee all over the house, so toilets stay closed.
 
Shreddinlettuce said:
Had a patient once that had not gotten up from his car seat in 4 months, it was a literal shit brick with maggots growing in it that had to be surgically removed, he just went to drive thrus and pissed in a bottle. Laziness has no boundaries
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I had a friend who tragically lost his daughter and went into a huge mental depression. He actievely tried to eat himself to death, said he never got off the couch for 3-4 months. ever. just pissed and shit himself.
Always wondered how he got more food - but couldnt bring myself to ask.

He pulled through and is a productive guy now - but man the depth of depression can manifest so many ways
 
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