MOTD (Meme of the Day)

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I hate this. We’re adults. I promise I didn’t step in dogshit from your driveway to your front door. Floors were meant to be walked on. I’d rather not go to your house if you think it’s too nice to have shoes on inside.

Every time I see shoes on in a house or on furniture I involuntarily think back to when the last time was I stood in a urine puddle at a public urinal….
 
Every time I see shoes on in a house or on furniture I involuntarily think back to when the last time was I stood in a urine puddle at a public urinal….
My wife and kids wear shoes in the house while I'm barefoot 99% of the time. I can say with certainty that every time there is dirt tracked into the house it's from their shoes and never my bare feet.
 
My wife and kids wear shoes in the house while I'm barefoot 99% of the time. I can say with certainty that every time there is dirt tracked into the house it's from their shoes and never my bare feet.
I wear crocs inside, but I never wear my boots past the living room (where my crocs are). That said, feet on furniture in general drives me nuts.
 
That said, feet on furniture in general drives me nuts.
A life without a nap on the couch?

No wonder you're such a grumpy asshole.
 
I can’t believe there are so many on here afraid of something that may be on the bottom of their shoes!
Your diet is gonna kill you way before the soles of your shoes do.
My wife was a microbiologist before being a stay at home mom. If she’s not concerned, I’m not concerned.

Definitely if my shoes get muddy or covered in grass from mowing, I take them off so I don’t have to sweep or vacuum. But just normal day to day stuff, shoes are on.

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A life without a nap on the couch?

No wonder you're such a grumpy asshole.

I don't nap, and on the rare occasion I do it's in my bed.
 
I don't nap, and on the rare occasion I do it's in my bed.
One of these days you'll get old and realize the value of a nap on the couch.
 
I can’t believe there are so many on here afraid of something that may be on the bottom of their shoes!
Your diet is gonna kill you way before the soles of your shoes do.
My wife was a microbiologist before being a stay at home mom. If she’s not concerned, I’m not concerned.

Definitely if my shoes get muddy or covered in grass from mowing, I take them off so I don’t have to sweep or vacuum. But just normal day to day stuff, shoes are on.

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The vast majority of the dust (and in our case, hair) in a house comes from the animals living in it, not brought in from outside.

I guess we're a "hybrid" house in this respect.
If you're here for an entended time, shoes off. If you're a guest in for a bit, a beer, or whatever, or just inside a few minutes the shoes are acceptable. Otherwise, there's a huge pile of semi-controlled chaos of shoe-shaped things by the door.
I keep a set of slip-ins by the door the the garage, They generally don't come inside but thats bc there's a good chance of tracking "who knows wtfever" from the garage floor.
 
One of these days you'll get old and realize the value of a nap on the couch.
Maybe. But it ain't today. I just can't stand to lay down in broad daylight when there's a long list of shit that's gotta get done.
 
Maybe. But it ain't today. I just can't stand to lay down in broad daylight when there's a long list of shit that's gotta get done.
Thats great. One of these days you'll learn that the list will never end, but youir time on this earth to enjoy a nap will. :D
 
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