My new favorite Abraham Ford quote...

I lost all sorts of respect for Abraham last night. Nothing like letting a girl down easy. Basically it was like, "I'd date you if you were the last girl on earth, but ONLY then." I'm sorry, but in my eyes, Rosita is the total package in the post-apocalyptic world. She's hot, loyal, deadly, has "damn-near hypnotic" swaying breasts and she's into guys she doesn't trip and fall over stuff all the time like Tara.
 
"Suck my nuts"


And that's it
 
frankenyoter said:
"You'd have better luck picking up a turd from the clean end."
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I think about this now, every time my dog takes a shit and I have to pick it up w/ a poop bag
 
RatLabGuy said:
I think about this now, every time my dog takes a shit and I have to pick it up w/ a poop bag
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Do you ever wonder if the dog thinks "I could have just shit in the living room and saved us both some time since your just going to pick it up anyway."?
 
As I watched people at my apartment complex pick up dog turds I always imagined them just putting the bag on their hands and catching them right out of the dogs ass. I would chuckle and they would give me dirty looks.
 
Riddle said:
"Suck my nuts"


And that's it
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Yes...... and so ends the chain of Abraham Fordisms that had become my only hope for the future. In one episode they killed off the only comedy that the show had. Now only darkness....... and a WHOLE lot of that.
 
The real comedy is watching Rick and his British accent on some of the post show interview stuff online.
 
jeepinmatt said:
The real comedy is watching Rick and his British accent on some of the post show interview stuff online.
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A good half of the cast are British or other non-native American English speakers.

(Damn, how do you phrase being a native American English speaker w/o sounding like PC used-to-be-called Indians)
 
WTF is going on in this thread
 
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