My quotable kid.....

[RobMcBee]

Last night while he and my wife were playing with letters, he looks at her and says....

" A... A is for ASS..... Like in GLASS momma...."

Classic...

 

[Wes]

This past Christmas our elf on the shelf was placed on the kitchen counter taking a Hershey kisses poop in one of the kids doll toilets. My youngest daughter finds him, takes a long look at the situation and says "I'm gonna eat that poop when he's done".

 

[BIGWOODY]

My 6yo daughter got in trouble at school for talking out of turn in class(again). I asked "why do you need to talk so much?" Her response, "I've got a lot to say".

 

[digginout]

In first grade our oldest boy had an assignment to draw a picture with a statement showing and describing when he is being a model citizen. They displayed them in the front office hallway near the front doors for parent conference night. Cids thought was "I'm a model citizen when I'm being good" what he wrote was " I'm a model citizen when I'm being god". After studying the art it very well could have been an angelic figure or a stick kid playing with trucks. Funny stuff though

 

[Infamous1]

In Kindergarten Emma was asked what she wanted to be when she was old, "Alive" came the immediate response.

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[digginout]

Haha kids man. What a gift

 

[Loganwayne]

@McCracken post up the video of b. Lol

 

[justjeepin86]

My son had a cone birthday hat left over from a party. Comes in with it over his nose saying, "I have a pecker on my face". Those moments when parents can laugh like hell and the kid is so innocent.

 

[criket]

Potty training my son the other day and he poops in the toilet. After it makes a splash he looks up and says "that was awesome!"

 

[obullfish]

My son had a cone birthday hat left over from a party. Comes in with it over his nose saying, "I have a pecker on my face". Those moments when parents can laugh like hell and the kid is so innocent.

Just hope and pray those words don't come out of his mouth when he is in college!

 

[josh m]

My son had a cone birthday hat left over from a party. Comes in with it over his nose saying, "I have a pecker on my face". Those moments when parents can laugh like hell and the kid is so innocent.

Finally a moment where your wife CAN'T look at you and say " he gets that from you"

 

[trailhugger]

I feel like I need a constant fly-on-the-wall camera to catch all the crazy stuff my three say. I try to record them or send out a text or Google hangout to document the best of them... Robert is 3 1/2 and works on his electric gators like his daddy works on the Jeeps. He'll lift one up with the hydraulic jack and look underneath, lie down on the carport on a piece of cardboard, and says to me, "Mama, the gas pipe is in good shape."

I'll have to let @shawn tell his favorite story on Sara...

 

[oscar80]

5 year old blurts out yesterday "smells like two dead chickens in here"

 

[justjeepin86]

Finally a moment where your wife CAN'T look at you and say " he gets that from you"

Glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that! That's some funny shit!

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[RenegadeT]

My dad was playing cartoon trivia with my 10 yr old son...asked what Popeye eats...response was Olive Oyl

 

[JGattonII]

So our daughter just turned nine yesterday and our son is six. Daughter comes home from Summer Camp and starts telling her mom about playing the board game "Life" earlier that day. She said she landed on a spot where she birthed triplets and immediately chose three girls. After thinking about it a little more, however, she decided to swap out one of the girls for a boy.
Mom: "Why'd you decide to switch the girl out for a boy?"
Daughter: "So they'll be able to give each other dating advice one day."
Mom: "Ah, okay. So do you think your brother is going to give you dating advice when you guys get older?"
Daughter: "No, I won't need it. But someday he will because girls are complicated..."

 

[jeepinmatt]

So our daughter just turned nine yesterday and our son is six. Daughter comes home from Summer Camp and starts telling her mom about playing the board game "Life" earlier that day. She said she landed on a spot where she birthed triplets and immediately chose three girls. After thinking about it a little more, however, she decided to swap out one of the girls for a boy.
Mom: "Why'd you decide to switch the girl out for a boy?"
Daughter: "So they'll be able to give each other dating advice one day."
Mom: "Ah, okay. So do you think your brother is going to give you dating when you guys get older?"
Daughter: "No, I won't need it. But someday he will because girls are complicated..."

Whatever it is, you're doing it right!

 

[Riddle]

I've got 2.5 year old daughter calling me "Captain".....parenting win!