NC4X4 withdrawal help!!!

I've been on my first, and last....ironically the same one

Things I learned about myself on said cruise

I hate people
I hate buffets
I hate lines to exit the ship
I hate people
I hate lines for any activity
I hate frat boys
I hate people
I hate the 4 hrs it takes to exit the ship at the end
I hate TSA

I hate people as much as you possibly could, but what better group of people to heckle, than people who have been checked multiple times for weapons.....
 
And I hate a boat I ain’t the captain of.

I informed the crew I could drive the ship better drunk than the current captain could on my second cruise.

I was asked if I knew that was a deboardable act under maritime law?

Spending a few hours in a holding cell didnt seem to remind me it was........
 
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