Need Rooster [preferably a quiet one] suggestions?

[JThomas]

Any ideas on the best type of cock to have.

I have 2 hens. I need a well hung ambitious cock, to mate with them.

A loaner cock would work.

 

[chromerunner]

^ wants to borrow a cock.................someone help him out lol

 

[Caver Dave]

Any ideas on the best type of cock to have.
I have 2 hens. I need a well hung ambitious cock, to mate with them.
A loaner cock would work.

I got a loaner, but you'll likely need 7-8 MORE hens!

 

[jackedHB]

I could loan mine, but you'd have to pry it away from my wife.























































She really loves cocks.

 

[Jeff B]

will you be fighting with your cock???

 

[Elliott]

JT,

Be there in 5 mins.

 

[YJJPWrangler87]

this thread is wrong on so many levels....

Zack

 

[Diane]

I might loan my cock out of the price was right

 

[rattlecanpaint]

Whoa, there! Not sure I wanna see that!^^

 

[jackedHB]

I might loan my cock out of the price was right

WHAT????

thanks for the sig. quote though.

 

[dixiemudder04]

this has got to be the funniest shit i've ever read!!

Any ideas on the best type of cock to have.

Women obviously want to have a big one. Although i havent had any complaints from them.

 

[JThomas]

Guys I am serious.

I do have hens [with feathers],I don't know much about chickens except they have chicks, and I want to eat them.

And

they crap a lot
You don't want them to live in your garage
They eat anything that wiggles
They deweed natural areas

And Fat Head loves playing momma hen herding the flock

But seriously I do need a stallion cock for my hens, after all they're blossoming.

 

[JThomas]

I got a loaner, but you'll likely need 7-8 MORE hens!

Are you serious?

 

[Caver Dave]

Are you serious?

Yes, a bud is thinning the herd... assessed by a long time chicken farmer... too many roosters vs too few hens (he had a 1:4 ratio) = roosters that were mean as hell! They whooped the hens senseless, chased the goats off, and terrified his kids.

I'll check to see what he has left...

 

[Joel]

Are you serious?

Nobody knows cock like Caver does.

 

[Rich]

Best thread ever!!!



Stumprope never ceases to make us laugh

 

[mbalbritton]

Nobody knows cock like Caver does.

Best Reply yet!!!

 

[chuckwhut]

I don't know much about chickens except they have chicks, and I want to eat them.

seems kinda sick to eat the baby chicks. why not just eat eggs?

 

[JThomas]

I'll eat the eggs and the chickens after they are grown.

Maybe I need a cow too.

Yea a chicken and a cow, then I'll be a farmer...right.

 

[farmboy]

I can get ya a pig too, but you cant ever mention it to my brother. You could have all the major meats.

Sam

 

[drkelly]

Maybe I need a cow too.

You already own a cow. It's name is Fathead.

 

[chuckwhut]

buy some goats, sell your lawnmower.

 

[Rich]

You already own a cow. It's name is Fathead.

I thought he was the horse?

 

[Ridgerunner]

I'll eat the eggs and the chickens after they are grown.

And if you get too many Roosters you may end up eating a lot of .......

 

[Caver Dave]

Nobody knows cock like Caver does.

Best Reply yet!!!

Yer women seemed to like my brand