News link of the day

[RatLabGuy]

Since we don't have enough "of the day" threads already.

Dayton man arrested for allegedly trying to have sex with a van

 

[1-tonmudder]

Like this??
Naked Couple Arrested For Stealing Lawn Mower

 

[1-tonmudder]

Then theres this one that was on the news last night.
Trial starts for man charged with sexually assaulting a dog

 

[ManglerYJ]

Since we don't have enough "of the day" threads already.

Dayton man arrested for allegedly trying to have sex with a van

But in that dude's defense.... the van was dressed like it was asking for it. The floor mats may have said, "no" - but the headlights were saying, "YES".