Old growth forrest. (JOTD)

[rokntoy]

> > A woman
> > from Los Angeles, CA who was a tree
> hugger, a
> > democrat, and an
> > anti-hunter, purchased a piece of
> timberland, near
> > Colville , WA.
> > There was
> > a large tree on one of the highest
> points in the tract.
> > She wanted a
> > good view of the natural splendor of
> her land so she
> > started to climb
> > the big tree. As she neared the top
> she encountered a
> > spotted owl that
> > attacked her. In her haste to
> escape, the woman
> > slid down the tree
> > to the ground and got many splinters
> in her crotch.
> >
> > In
>
> > considerable pain, she hurried to Mt.
> Carmel ER to see a
> > doctor.
> > She told
> > him she was an environmentalist, a
> democrat, and an anti-
> > hunter and how she
> > came to get all the splinters. The
> doctor listened
> > to her story with
> > great patience and then told her to
> go wait in the
> > examining room and he would
> > see if he could help her. She
> sat and waited
> > three hours before
> > the doctor reappeared. The
> angry woman
> > demanded, What took you so
> > long?
> > He smiled
> > and then told her, "Well, I had
> to get permits from
> > the Environmental
> > Protection Agency, the Forest
> Service, and the
> Bureau
> > of Land Management
> > before I could remove old-growth
> timber from
> > a recreational area. I'm
> > sorry, but they turned me down."
>
> >
> > GOD BLESS
> > AMERICA !
> >
> >