OT Blonde & Jeep Joke

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wbcarver

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If you haven't heard this one, you'll probably see it coming, but it is still funny. And ALMOST on topic.




A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Jeep Dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not know what it was but this piece had always been there.

He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another Jeep, which had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this engine?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right "there."



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ROFLMAO..... Oh man that is Sooooooo My wife.
One night while I was gone (military) I was talking to her on the phone..she says..the trans in the van started to slip alittle, but dont worry I added some fluid to it. Great Hun, but now i'm worried.. Where did you put it? She says, oh well it was pretty easy, I opened the cap and filled it to the fill line. Wait, opened the cap?? File line?? Yeah..she says, the little black kinda square cap. Um..Baby.. was it on the drivers side? Yeah.. was it kinda like just below the windshield? Yes. I took off both caps and filled them both. <crickets chirping> Hun, did I do something wrong?.. Naaa you just put transmission fluid into the brakes.
 
Don't knock your wife too hard for that.

I have seen ATF or P/S fluid put in the brake MC by more than one quick lube place.
And they are supposed to know the difference.

:confused:

But, I don't complain - sweet brake job replacing everything with rubber in it (Mstr cyl, calipers, cylinders, hoses, etc) because somebody put the wrong fluid in it and everything is swolen and soggy and the MC seal looks/feels like a slice of bologna.

:smokin:


Disclaimer:
Not knocking all quick lubes - just the stoopit ones. If the shoe fits - wear it. If not, don't get hurt trying to cram your foot in it.
No actual blondes or brake parts were harmed in the writing of this post.
Offer not vailid in AK, HI or PR. Or on Tuesdays if it is raining.
YMMV.
Side effects may include nausea, vomiting, hemmaroids, and other symptoms worse than the disease you are trying to cure.
 
Hey that actually happened to me at work one day! haha, a little old lady was like, ive lost that piece that says 710 on it do yall have any?
 
Here's the magical question... how could you *lose* it if you didn't know what it was? This isn't something that can fall off on its own.
 
Yeah It sucked.. what was worse was that I was out of town at the time so I told her to take it and have it looked at (this was 5 days after she did it) ended up having to replace a bunch of things and they really screwed her on the cost of parts/ labor... but whatcha going to do? She needed a car for college and work and I wasnt going to let her continue to drive it to App State from Wilkesboro everyday... Course.. We do have a decent Life ins policy...
 
A few weeks ago a lady brought her car into myu buddies shop, I was hangin around and we heard her coming.. engine knockin like a mofo, darn near bout to go.

Anyway she walks up and says, "my car is making this ottle noise can you take look?"
My buddies like "yeah sure, I heard it when you pulled in, when's the last time you checked the oil?"

She says " OH I'm very careful with that my husband told me it had a small leak before he left (Iraq) and I check it every day, it hasn't got up to add yet!" :lol:


WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT?!?!?
IT WAS HARD NOT TO LAUGH IN HER FACE, but at the sam time felt sorry for her, husband is off fighting for country and she is home probably permanentl damaging the car
 
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