Place to never visit. EVER.

[hscrugby]

Even if it is on the "better safe than sorry" theory.

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN2319603620080423


I have no idea what to say about that story. It's hilarious. The quotes are AWESOME.

"How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it?"

 

[RatLabGuy]

Best excuse EVER!

I really like this line, too:
""But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said."

 

[Roughshod]

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny,"

 

[mbalbritton]

maybe funny... but I ain't taking any chances!

 

[Caver Dave]

maybe funny... but I ain't taking any chances!

Too late, Tom told me it was rampant in YOUR neighborhood already!

 

[mbalbritton]

Too late, Tom told me it was rampant in YOUR neighborhood already!

 

[Reid]

lol....kinda like the white guys excuse "it's cold in here" Sure...its not as creative as a wizard shrunk it, but i guess everyone has to have an excuse why the dont look like peter north.

 

[etjeep]

I just detach mine and leave it at home with the wife.

 

[rattlecanpaint]

Don't you mean, "when you got married she detached it and put it up on the mantle and occasionally gets it down and lets you play with it?"

 

[Reed]

Too late, Tom told me it was rampant in YOUR neighborhood already!