Poor Monkey! You cant make this stuff up!

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Zoo Keeper Helps Constipated Monkey Pass Peanut By Licking Its Butt For An Hour

As stories about a Chinese zoo keeper licking a monkey's butt in order to save its life go, this one from chinaSMACK is by far the most endearing.
After a young Francois' leaf monkey in his care consumed a peanut that had been tossed into its enclosure, Wuhan Zoo employee Zhang Bangsheng noticed that the animal had become dangerously constipated.
Being too big to pass through the monkey's system naturally, the peanut had to be extracted manually. Apparently, that meant licking it out.
Zhang told local reporters the three-month-old lutung was too small for laxatives, so he had no choice but to extract the wayward legume with his lingua. After washing the its bottom with warm water (because not doing so would be disgusting), Zhang spent an hour polishing the monkey's pooper before the peanut finally popped out.
What became of it is up to your filthy imagination, but chinaSMACK says the caretaker subsequently "laughed with satisfaction."
 
Uummm, gives real meaning to; butt kisser, brown noser and on and on!
 
Don't try this w a plugged up Panda!...............and I would have try'd to Scare the shit out of the monkey!!.......... maybe put it in a small sturdy cage in the Tigers enclosure for a while or throw some of those loud Chinese firecrackers near him.:eek::poop:
 
nctom, what in the he!! were you looking for when you found that?:confused:
 
Why wouldnt a rubber glove and cup full of astroglide worked? not real sure my tongue would of been any part of any solution i came up with to resolve that problem.
 
I can not help but returning to this thread and reading it. Many thoughts run through my mind about this. here are a few.

Poor monkey has just been violated, you can see it on his face

After this breaking news the zookeeper was flooded by job offers from corporate America

Likewise after this breaking news the zookeeper was flood by girls phone numbers and maybe some guys numbers too

This man must really like peanut butter

Zookeeper beleives in saving the monkey and not spanking it

Read the fine print when applying for a zookeeper job

Remind me not to be captured by the Chinesse zookeeper

Butt licking has replaced Chinesse water torture as a prefered way to get information out of prisoners.

I wonder how long it would take to get a cocanut out of a baboons butt

I bet the other monkeys were laughing and throwing their poop at this monkey

I could probaly think of some more thoughts but I got more think about than licking butt monkeys
 
^^^^Hilarious!.........I still think this is made up and that nobody would really do this (got to be a better way to get the monkey to pass a peanut). If it is true I wonder if he's single or if his wife will ever kiss that dirty mouth again.
 
I have never liked cats or monkeys.
Henry Turner up at ACE Hi Performance in Concord had a Mini Penn that ate a 3/8 vacum cap when he was a puppy. He walked around for 30 minutes with it sticking out of his butt! We were laughing so hard it hurt!
 
Cat's will eat the tinsel off the Christmas tree and later race around the house trying to get away from the long silver strands dangleing out of their butt's that won't stop following them, oh what fun. I let the wife handle that situation years ago............I don't like cat's either :D
 
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