For Gods sake GUFFY, don't do it!
You will get caught! You will be tried! After which you will be hanged! Even possibly publicly ridiculed!
You will accelerate Global warming!
Your emissions will cause a twenty-fold increase in the cases of brain cancer and premature balding!
IT WILL CAUSE A CATASTROPHE OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS!!
IT WILL CAUSE A RIP IN THE VERY FABRIC OF TIME AND SPACE ITSELF!!
WE'LL ALL DIE!!!
sheeesh!
