Random impractical joke/fun

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Did you know if you drag a long zipper on a coat or jacket across a corner, like the edge of a table top/desk/counter etc. it makes a sound just like a long fart? I just found this out hanging up a jacket a the backdoor coat hooks as the zipper dragged over the bottom edge of the counter top. Try it yourself, if you hold the zipper taut you can change the speed/volume of the sound. I image it would be fun to do in an office w cubicles as it would be hard to tell where the sound came from or anywhere else you can discreetly run a zipper over a corner, like the handrail in a crowded elevator :lol:

I'm sure y'all have some funny pranks to share?
 
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bathroom pranks...since thats the topic....

1) you know those stink bombs that come in the glass vile? lift up the seat and place one on the rim of the toilet. lower the seat back down on top of the vile.

as the next person sits down the vile will break. the funny part is it takes a bit for the chemicals to mix and smell terrible. they wont smell until they have already committed to themselves to being on the toilet. lol... bonus points if they think its their own smell!


2) again, lift the seat on the toilet, place saran wrap over the bowl, stretch it taught so that its clear and nearly invisible. no wrinkles to give it away. lower the seat and wait.

i taught my bosses 8 year old daughter to do this and then she decided to do it to HIM one day after him eating hot wings. he was fuming mad... but said it was too funny to be really mad at either of us for long.
 
Reid said:
bathroom pranks...since thats the topic....
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2) again, lift the seat on the toilet, place saran wrap over the bowl, stretch it taught so that its clear and nearly invisible. no wrinkles to give it away. lower the seat and wait.

i taught my bosses 8 year old daughter to do this and then she decided to do it to HIM one day after him eating hot wings. he was fuming mad... but said it was too funny to be really mad at either of us for long.
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It's even worse if a guy pees on it and the wrap is nice and tight. By the time the guy sees and knows whats going on it's to late to stop, it's gotta go somewhere.
 
One of my favorites is the old Kool-Aid in the show head trick. My roommate used to do that in the dorm shower.
That or a whole bunch of it dumped into the toilet tank.
 
a_kelley said:
Grease or prussian blue on anything that gets grabbed and isn't visible. (Door handles, etc)

Switching the coffee to decaf.

Salt for sugar.

Mix metric and standard nuts.
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change fill the mayonaise jar with yogurt and the yogurt tub with mayonaise


also.... taking that mayo jar filled with yogurt to the mall and walk around eating spoonfulls of "mayo"
 
I and my coworkers on construction sites enjoyed throwing fist sized clods of dirt at the jon about 20 secs after someone went inside. The sound inside is LOUD.
 
I always liked the large block (heavy equipment), wait for the carpenter to "visit the throne", place said large concrete block (1800 lbs) 1" in front of door, leave for lunch!
 
49willys said:
I always liked the large block (heavy equipment), wait for the carpenter to "visit the throne", place said large concrete block (1800 lbs) 1" in front of door, leave for lunch!
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I would be getting some 10x revenge if I was blocked in there during lunch for 30+ minutes. Dude would come out and find two flat tires on his truck with holes in the sidewalls.
 
skyhighZJ said:
Being in the military I have used my share of messican space shuttles in country’s all over the world. When I was a young PVT my SGT introduced me to a good one. When someone goes into use the plastic throne you sneak up outside and drop a large rock down the vent pipe. Bloop, Smurf ass.
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M80. Poseidon’s kiss.
 
More toilet lid fun:

Fold a ketchup packet in half, gently poke a pin hole in it and set it under the lid. When someone sits it squirts out either hitting them or making them think they better see a doctor about the blood in their stool.
 
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Wes said:
Zip ties with the tails left on around the driveshaft. Sounds like your ride is falling apart. This was our barracks trick. It’s especially fun for guys who don’t know anything about their cars.
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In college we used the coiled phone chargers and head phones. Takes a few mins before they start making noise.
 
49willys said:
I always liked the large block (heavy equipment), wait for the carpenter to "visit the throne", place said large concrete block (1800 lbs) 1" in front of door, leave for lunch!
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Shit everyone has a lock ring on the outside handle. You can ziptie someone in a shitter.
I once cut the sidewall out of one with a pocket knife after that one....youd be shocked how easily they cut.
 
I worked at this landscaping material company through high school. Massive place. If you buy a bag of mulch or bark from Lowe’s, Home Depot, etc, in the south, pretty good chance it came from that plant. All of the forklift drivers were morons. They were propane lifts. I’d go turn off the tanks and then tell the driver I needed whatever from the yard. He’d get about three football fields away before it would shut off and he’d have to walk back. He never caught on. I’d walk down, turn on the propane, drive it back and tell him nothing was wrong and call him an idiot. I’d do this about one a week.
 
Wes said:
I worked at this landscaping material company through high school. Massive place. If you buy a bag of mulch or bark from Lowe’s, Home Depot, etc, in the south, pretty good chance it came from that plant. All of the forklift drivers were morons. They were propane lifts. I’d go turn off the tanks and then tell the driver I needed whatever from the yard. He’d get about three football fields away before it would shut off and he’d have to walk back. He never caught on. I’d walk down, turn on the propane, drive it back and tell him nothing was wrong and call him an idiot. I’d do this about one a week.
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Definitely my favorite one yet! Pretty harmless, and helps point out the dumbasses!
 
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