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Naked couple arrested on stolen lawn mower
"Authorities have arrested a couple accused of riding naked on a stolen lawn mower in Missouri.

By Associated Press
Authorities have arrested a couple accused of riding naked on a stolen lawn mower in Missouri.

Jasper County sheriff's Det. Tim Williams said a 55-year-old man and a 40-year-old woman admitted that they rode the lawn mower home naked after their clothing was stolen while they skinny dipped in a creek northwest of Joplin.

The Joplin Globe (Couple arrested following nude ride on lawn mower ) reports that authorities arrested the pair Tuesday morning on suspicion of stealing after finding them at a house with the riding mower parked in the front yard.

Williams says an investigation determined that the lawn mower didn't belong to either of them."
 
Wait..... You can get arrested for that?

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My take..............strangers get drunk as monkeys at a party and enjoy some party "favors", they hit it off. Romeo invites juliet back to his place to get it on. They're too drunk to drive so they start stumbling to the castle not too far away. It's 100 freakin degrees so they head down to the crick to swim and play hokey pokey on the way to romeos love shack. They forget where they left their clothes or just too drunk to care about being naked anymore. They start walking back to the shack but without the shoes they kicked off their bare feet are burning up, so they borrow a ridin mower some guy left in the yard cause he went inside to get a beer and cool off. They roll on to the crib for more fun while the guy who left the mower running looks out the window at the scene and calls to tell the popo a naked bubba and some bimbo just stole his mower ............................................or someone @ the party dared/bet them to ride the mower home naked.:smokin:
 
mommucked said:
My take..............strangers get drunk as monkeys at a party and enjoy some party "favors", they hit it off. Romeo invites juliet back to his place to get it on. They're too drunk to drive so they start stumbling to the castle not too far away. It's 100 freakin degrees so they head down to the crick to swim and play hokey pokey on the way to romeos love shack. They forget where they left their clothes or just too drunk to care about being naked anymore. They start walking back to the shack but without the shoes they kicked off their bare feet are burning up, so they borrow a ridin mower some guy left in the yard cause he went inside to get a beer and cool off. They roll on to the crib for more fun while the guy who left the mower running looks out the window at the scene and calls to tell the popo a naked bubba and some bimbo just stole his mower ............................................or someone @ the party dared/bet them to ride the mower home naked.:smokin:
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that was pretty much exactly my assumption as well.
Except for being loaded, I'd bet they were in fact just redneck skinny dippin'.
 
That would be Redneck Level: Perfection
 
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