Schooling email spammers

That is hilarious.

This just made me check my spam folder. :lol:
 
Had a little fun replying to one of those craigslist scammers this morning. The info I've since edited for internet use is bunk. If anyone ever really pissed me off, they better move and change #s real quick!
:lol:


OK my name is ****** ******. Im xx years old and own my own company. I work a lot and not home often. Money is great though :) My number is ********** and again, I'm at 1111 irrelevant drive Columbia SC. I feel this item will suit you well. It's barely used and really works great. My mom, whom I live with, found it under my bed while changing my sheets and used it a few times too. I thought she might be mad that I was using it on myself without my sister around, but once she inserted it into her private parts and set the vibrate on high, she was in heaven! She bought one just like it (exept pink), and we now both use them and often send selfie pics of both of us to dad. He loves it!

PS, use a good anal approved lube. This big boy will rub your booty raw! Roflol
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Had a little fun replying to one of those craigslist scammers this morning. The info I've since edited for internet use is bunk. If anyone ever really pissed me off, they better move and change #s real quick!
:lol:


OK my name is ****** ******. Im xx years old and own my own company. I work a lot and not home often. Money is great though :) My number is ********** and again, I'm at 1111 irrelevant drive Columbia SC. I feel this item will suit you well. It's barely used and really works great. My mom, whom I live with, found it under my bed while changing my sheets and used it a few times too. I thought she might be mad that I was using it on myself without my sister around, but once she inserted it into her private parts and set the vibrate on high, she was in heaven! She bought one just like it (exept pink), and we now both use them and often send selfie pics of both of us to dad. He loves it!

PS, use a good anal approved lube. This big boy will rub your booty raw! Roflol
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Let us know you get a response.
 
Let us know you get a response.
I'm still waiting for one. The problem is that the scammers don't actually read anything. They just look for addresses, names and phone numbers. It'll be funny when they get caught using the nonexisting info I gave them.
 
Well apparently this Shannon Darby scammer is still interested...


Good morning,
Am so sorry for late respond,its was due to my anniversary arrangement
OK and i'm happy you are selling to me. I got your details and have
forward it to my secretary, payment has been issued out to you and
sent to you via Us mail. I will email you with the tracking number for
confirmation. I will also like to let you know that shipping company
funds was included with your payment due to i might not be around once
the payment arrive to you because am going to Atlanta Northwest, GA
for my Wedding Anniversary once the payment arrive you will go ahead
and have the check cash then you will deduct the money for your item
with additional $30 for your Gas and running around then you have the
rest of the money send to my shipper via money gram then i will
contact shipper to get ready to come over for pick up immediately.
Let me if i can trust you in this transaction. Note you are not
responsible for shipping as soon as you have the check and deposit
it, my shipper will be coming over for pick up at your location. Hope
to hear back from you soon and please go to craigslist and delete the
posting today.


Thanks for your understanding
Shannon
 
The last sheriff we had,had the same first name as I do.Whenever Id get somebody wantin to send me a check Id have em send it to him at the sheriffs office.They would threaten to call the cops on me when I didn't reply to them.I'd just tell em to Google the name and address they sent the check to,never heard from them after that.
 
Thanks to a stupid craigslist scammer I may have a new foreign pen pal :bounce:...I knew $1500 for a YJ was too good to be true!
My CL account got hacked a couple of months ago and I had about a 100 ads for a Honda accord and a boat.By the time I caught it CJ had already flagged and removed most of em and I got the rest but they(CL) had already flagged by account.I wound up havin to make a whole new account and start over.
 
i love telemarketers. i cant tell you how many have voluntarily removed me from their list.
 
i love telemarketers. i cant tell you how many have voluntarily removed me from their list.
We never use our home phone, so we know when it rings it is a telemarketer. We've recently started letting our 7-year old answer that phone. It is hilarious to listen to her talk to a telemarketer. We've even heard her tell them things like "but I want to talk more." And "maybe you can talk to mom and dad next year."
 
A true story that I was witness to many years ago....

A telemarketer calls to sell burial plus at a cemetery and my friend Jay answers the phone. Jay is a smart ass and quick on his feet, much like myself. I have watched him scream and cuss and threaten at his kids (no one in the room but adults) while on the phone with them. Anyway, he proceeded to tell the lady how he lost his car, house, wife, and kids and prayed for a sign from God to tell him what to do, and she called! She spent a good 5 min talking him down before he finally walks outside with a gun, fires it and doors the phone.

This is a funny story at this point, but it gets better. 20 min later 2 county cops show up and we explain what happened. One couldn't stop laughing, the other informed Jay he needed to contact this woman and apologize because she is hysterical thinking she killed someone.

I would imagine she quit...
 
A true story that I was witness to many years ago....

A telemarketer calls to sell burial plus at a cemetery and my friend Jay answers the phone. Jay is a smart ass and quick on his feet, much like myself. I have watched him scream and cuss and threaten at his kids (no one in the room but adults) while on the phone with them. Anyway, he proceeded to tell the lady how he lost his car, house, wife, and kids and prayed for a sign from God to tell him what to do, and she called! She spent a good 5 min talking him down before he finally walks outside with a gun, fires it and doors the phone.

This is a funny story at this point, but it gets better. 20 min later 2 county cops show up and we explain what happened. One couldn't stop laughing, the other informed Jay he needed to contact this woman and apologize because she is hysterical thinking she killed someone.

I would imagine she quit...

i think this Jay Feller seen one or two of Tom Mabe's videos.
 
W/ telemarketers, I typically just put the phone down on the counter and walk away. Let them waste their time.
 
W/ telemarketers, I typically just put the phone down on the counter and walk away. Let them waste their time.


Lol some of them aren't allowed or have no way to hang up either
 
Take a look at this one. I don't know if she's just confused or what. This was to my work email, which I don't use for C/L or much else.

She's got a Google+ account with some normal looking friends.

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