Had a little fun replying to one of those craigslist scammers this morning. The info I've since edited for internet use is bunk. If anyone ever really pissed me off, they better move and change #s real quick!
OK my name is ****** ******. Im xx years old and own my own company. I work a lot and not home often. Money is great though
My number is ********** and again, I'm at 1111 irrelevant drive Columbia SC. I feel this item will suit you well. It's barely used and really works great. My mom, whom I live with, found it under my bed while changing my sheets and used it a few times too. I thought she might be mad that I was using it on myself without my sister around, but once she inserted it into her private parts and set the vibrate on high, she was in heaven! She bought one just like it (exept pink), and we now both use them and often send selfie pics of both of us to dad. He loves it!
PS, use a good anal approved lube. This big boy will rub your booty raw! Roflol
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