..Scotch-Irish

[mommucked]

AN IRISHMAN'S FIRST DRINK WITH HIS SON

While reading an article last night about fathers and sons,

memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint.

Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from our house.

I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it.

Then I got him a Kilkenny's; he didn't like that either, so I drank it.

Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager? He didn't.

So I drank it.

I thought maybe he'd like whiskey better than beer,

so we tried a Jameson's; nope!

In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast,

Ireland's finest.

He wouldn't even smell it.

What could I do but drink it!

By the time I realized he just didn't like to drink,

I was so shit-faced,

I could hardly push his stroller back home.

 

[anvilrubi]

Man that's a good one.

 

[mommucked]

No shit, it was an Email from my dad , he has been sober for about 30 yrs.............I have not

edit...........and we're Scotch/Irish

 

[trailhugger]

My first reaction to the thread title was, "My two favorite brown liquors!"

 

[1-tonmudder]