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What's wrong with your jeep?
 
I have an electrical bed bug. I goto bed and the cd player stops working. I wake up 2 weeks later and the cd player works and now the brake lights and my dome light doesn't. I have the best luck with jeeps. They always run great but all the acc. goto hell


If you come and steal or blow up my room mates Galant, then Im sure he will be happy to return the favor.
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*Checks insurance policy*
 
But I have such a good way with the police. About 3 mo ago I had a girl tailgating me so close that I couldn't see her lights. I used to not really notice this but since the kids it really peaves me that and I really hate her car. I slam on the brakes and she runs smack into the back of me. Cop asked me what happened and I said it doesn't matter she ran into the back of me on a backroad and I could have had my kids with me. Guy finally laughs at me b/c there was no damage to my car and says "You went through sitting here for an hour listening to her bs and you don't even get a paintjob out of it".

Then there was the one that told me I broke into my own jeep to get my hazy windows and 5 year old cd player replaced. He especially liked it when I pointed out that the doors were unlocked and someone must have just been retarded to slit the windows (no I really didnt slit them)
 
There you go, that's why I like my Toyota. I can beat the shit outta it all day and the radio still works, as do all the lights.
 
raleighjeepguy said:
I wake up 2 weeks later and the cd player works
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i dont know what kinda hippy dippy crap your smoking...but anything that puts you out for 2 weeks is tooooo strong in my book!


by the way, my buds an i would love to use your jeep as target practice!
 
There you go, that's why I like my Toyota. I can beat the shit outta it all day and the radio still works, as do all the lights.
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But then I'd have to be a yota guy and honestly that just doesn't sound as cool as pimpin da Joop. Btw its a 95 wrangler. I know where the problem is I just haven't had time to mess with it. The guy who previously owned the jeep put in a dual battery kit and rigged it all to hell imho. The first trip I took it on I blew the fuse on the elec fan and the headlights. Now if I could just get rid of the family for a weekend. :bounce: I'm just pissed b/c its such a nice jeep for the $ but I gotta fix something small all the time. My last jeep took beatings like no other and never had problems. I could drive it 4 hours down the road.......beat the crap out of it........never take out the tools and then make it back without a single glitch.
 
and last night all the lights decided to cut off on 540 at about 75mph. They would come back on for about 5 sec, cut off again, rinse and repeat. Then all of a sudden they worked the rest of the way home. Brake lights not working again
 
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