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A cowboy walks up to an Indian and asks if he can talk to his dog. Indian tells him "dog no talk" but the cowboy talks to him anyway.

He asks the dog if the Indian treats him well. The dog answers "can't complain, he feeds me, throws the stick with me, lets me sleep in the teepee at night, so I'm happy."

The Indian is amazed. So then the cowboy asks to talk to his horse. Once again he answers "horse no talk" bu the cowboy asks anyway.

He asks the same question to the horse and the horse answers "yep, treats me really well. He feeds me, brushes me, and lets me run in the pasture."

Once again the Indian is amazed. So the cowboy looks over and asks the Indian if he can talk to his sheep. The Indian responds.....

SHEEP LIE!
 
A cowboy walks up to an Indian and asks if he can talk to his dog. Indian tells him "dog no talk" but the cowboy talks to him anyway.

He asks the dog if the Indian treats him well. The dog answers "can't complain, he feeds me, throws the stick with me, lets me sleep in the teepee at night, so I'm happy."

The Indian is amazed. So then the cowboy asks to talk to his horse. Once again he answers "horse no talk" bu the cowboy asks anyway.

He asks the same question to the horse and the horse answers "yep, treats me really well. He feeds me, brushes me, and lets me run in the pasture."

Once again the Indian is amazed. So the cowboy looks over and asks the Indian if he can talk to his sheep. The Indian responds.....

SHEEP LIE!

Ha ha ha took me a second to get that! Must be runnin on fumes today.
 
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