So I heard a joke today

[frankenyoter]

and had to share.

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?









The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine!

 

[Blaze]

I laughed......














12 years ago when I heard that joke for the first time......

 

[boatedwagon]

what do you call a smart blonde?

















a golden retriever

 

[Tom@Hilltop_Machine]

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks " why such a long face?"

 

[HAPPY]

A termite busts into a saloon and asks....


"Is the bar-tender here?"

 

[flatbedtoy]

Man asks Pirate, why do you have a steering wheel sticking out of the top of your pants? Pirate says,










Arrrhhh! It's driving me nuts!

 

[mommucked]

I heard yesterday that Will Ferrel calls his member " The Truth "










cause women can't handle it.

 

[the-bearded-manche']

a terrorist a muslim and a commy walk into a bar.........








the bar tender said what will it be mr president?

 

[rodney eppes]