So Me and the Girlfriend are on a "break"

Macdaddy4738 said:
Her of course. The puppy always comes back to the owner, not the other way around :beer:

Na but seriously, I knew this would happen, just not so soon haha.
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Yea.. Definately gonna be drama city! Either her other b/f didnt work out.... or you must be a Mario Brother laying that pipe!

So what was her reason for the break and why did she come puppy doggin back?
 
Macdaddy4738 said:
Her of course. The puppy always comes back to the owner, not the other way around :beer:

Na but seriously, I knew this would happen, just not so soon haha.
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Really? Show me the link where she posted on the interweb: "So me and the boyfriend are on a break."

It looks like the "puppy" stayed home and waited like all good puppies do while the master was out.

Food for thought...ehh?

<><Fish
 
FishHunt said:
Really? Show me the link where she posted on the interweb: "So me and the boyfriend are on a break."

It looks like the "puppy" stayed home and waited like all good puppies do while the master was out.

Food for thought...ehh?

<><Fish
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pwned
 
y2kcrawler said:
I am making it my personal mission to get you laid Ricky!! And not by the waffle house women!
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oh jeez, I can see this going bad already . . . . :shaking:

y2kcrawler said:
A girl that knows bogger tracks.....good luck bro you might be searching for a while....
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well I mean like I said that why I like goin to mud bogs, kinda the ideal scenario (for me at least) the chicks are redneck enough to know what bogger tracks are, there's usually one or two random hot chicks in the crowd, and I'm Mr mysterious out of town guy with a big enough jeep to impress the little town country girls :driver:


Then of course I get dumped a few weeks later cause allthou I look like it on the outside and come across that way to them at first, I'm not the Mr Badass exciting guy they thought I was, then they go back to dating around all the redneck country dudes in there little small town and i'm left SOL :handed:
 
jrraw23 said:
Then of course I get dumped a few weeks later cause allthou I look like it on the outside and come across that way to them at first, I'm not the Mr Badass exciting guy they thought I was, then they go back to dating around all the redneck country dudes in there little small town and i'm left SOL :handed:
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So your saying you are lame Ricky? Thats no good bro. If you know rigs and play outdoors then that is exciting and not boring. Dont sell yourself short man. Sounds like the chick most likely was a hoochie and just wants to stay a towny with all her backwoods friends who will never leave their town anyways. Move on man, there only a few billion people on this earth so i think you might be able to find one or two...

purpleTJchick said:
Osr
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Ha ha so you are saying this is an "Oh sh!t Ricky" moment? Nah.. Im just trying to get Ricky to stop thinking he found "the one"... once he realizes there is no "one" and doesnt kiss the girls ass then she will realize "hey i gotta get this person back".. Beleive it or not, people want what they cant have and it sounds to me like you might have kissed her booty hole a lil too much Rickster.
 
You know you have found the right girl when:

You say you have to work on the Jeep, and she says OK, and shows up with a bag of burgers or the like

When you say you have to work on it and she says "Can I help?"

When you talk about going wheeling and she says, can I go?

When you talk about wheelin and she asks if she can drive

When she comes home from a Saturday morning flea market/yard sale trip and brings you a tow strap or a ratchet strap

When you are looking at tools trying to decide if you should but it or not, and she tells you to, because you need it.

When you want to upgrade, and she asks questions like will it go better, or climb better or droop better ect.

When you catch her readin your Petersons or Crawl magazine

When you wanna go wheelin and she says she needs to get some coveralls or boots

When she buys a digi camera with extra memory so she don't miss any shots

When she has no issue with cookin when you are having to work on the Jeep at camp

Her only concern when going out wheelin is that she has some"paper" not "is there any bathrooms out there?"

When you break she only asks if you can fix it, or can she help

She wants to know how to operate the winch so she can hook you up while you stay on the brake

When you roll she wants out, and don't want it moved or uprighted until she gets pictures

She falls asleep in a chair, waiting on you out in the yard while you wrench

She wants some Off road T-shirts to wear out to eat and to the trails

She starts making a collection of things you need when you wheel

The list is endless,but they are out there.
I know




I found one
 
Yeah, she went back to him.. she got mad at me because...well... Let's just say that in order to show why she didn't want to hook up anymore, I made her hold a sign while I took a picture... :flipoff2:

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upnover said:
You know you have found the right girl when:
................................
................................
................................
......................etc

The list is endless,but they are out there.
I know
I found one
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Dangit, see thats one of the reasons why I'm so bummed, she was like 75% of those requirements in your list, and I'm sure given more time she woulda probably fallen under almost all, this thread in general is making me more depressed :shaking::
 
Bringing it back up for more ridicule...

I just ended it officially.

That girl is INSANE! And notice the word girl, she has a HELL of a long way to become a woman....its like dealing with a 5 year old...
 
Macdaddy4738 said:
Eh, its more of a figure of speech.
Not that it would matter, we never crossed the boundary into a sexual relationship in the 11 months I was with her...:rolleyes:
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So how long have you been shaving your palms:flipoff2::lol:
 
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