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http://dailycaller.com/2014/03/28/w...ate-cow-flatulence-as-part-of-climate-agenda/

As part of its plan to reduce U.S. greenhouse gas emissions, the Obama administration is targeting the dairy industry to reduce methane emissions in their operations.
This comes despite falling methane emission levels across the economy since 1990.
The White House has proposed cutting methane emissions from the dairy industry by 25 percent by 2020. Although U.S. agriculture only accounts for about 9 percent of the country’s greenhouse gas emissions, according to the Environmental Protection Agency, it makes up a sizeable portion of methane emissions — which is a very potent greenhouse gas.

Some of these methane emissions come from cow flatulence, exhaling and belching — other livestock animals release methane as well.
“Cows emit a massive amount of methane through belching, with a lesser amount through flatulence,” according to How Stuff Works. “Statistics vary regarding how much methane the average dairy cow expels. Some experts say 100 liters to 200 liters a day… while others say it’s up to 500 liters… a day. In any case, that’s a lot of methane, an amount comparable to the pollution produced by a car in a day.”

“Of all domestic animal types, beef and dairy cattle were by far the largest emitters of [methane],” according to an EPA analysis charting greenhouse gas emissions in 2012. Cows and other animals produce methane through digestion, which ferments the food of animals.
“During digestion, microbes resident in an animal’s digestive system ferment food consumed by the animal,” the EPA notes. “This microbial fermentation process, referred to as enteric fermentation, produces [methane] as a byproduct, which can be exhaled or eructated by the animal.”
It’s not just the dairy industry that the Obama administration is clamping down on. The White House is looking to regulate methane emissions across the economy from agriculture to oil and gas operations — all this despite methane emissions falling 11 percent since 1990...

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Alright you bunch of cows. Put a cork in it!
 
I'll never understand why they don't just put carbon scrubbers up everywhere..... I mean they do it in space! Why not here?
 
Scrubbers? Sure, why not but to tell the cows they have to stop with their bodily functions is ludacris. The only thing I can think of is trying to somehow regulate their food so that it doesn't cause so much gas. It just seems dumb.
 
Thats simple.
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and on to the next crisis.
 
Scrubbers? Sure, why not but to tell the cows they have to stop with their bodily functions is ludacris. The only thing I can think of is trying to somehow regulate their food so that it doesn't cause so much gas. It just seems dumb.

Yea that was kind of my point..... why bother with this problem. With the brains in this world address it another way. If there is too much CO2 then help remove it..... I read an article about it but never heard another word sense.
 
That won't work. The price of the torch fuel would skyrocket, thus creating a snowball effect and making the price of rice in China increase exponentially. Some type of a sphincter activated piezo would be best.
 
So just shove a scrubber up every cows ass.....
 
two questions: First, how much taxpayer money was spent doing the studies to arrive at this conclusion? Second, has anyone done a similar study on the greenhouse gas effects of hot air coming from Washington DC and this administration?
 
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