Ok, so I just happened to think about a warning my brother was telling me about the other day. We all know the Stupid warnings on Products that Manufacturers have to put because you know that some Dipshit did what ever they happen to be warning about doing. Things like do not use hair dryer while in the shower. the one my brother told me was one he saw while in the Army. On the back of a Claymore Mine: "Face toward Enemy" and the kicker, "Do not Eat" What dumb warnings have you come across?