Tacky christmas gifts

[1-tonmudder]

Jake is working on a list of tacky christmas gifts for his christmas eve radio shop.Other than the billy big mouth bass and oversized womens panties we have have drew a blank.So what is the tackiest gift you have received,or with this crowd,given as a gift at Christmas?? Obviously it needs to be PG.

 

[UTfball68]

https://www.nc4x4.com/forum/threads/poop-knife.185018/

 

[XJsavage]

$5 gift certificate for Walmart
Emergency fishing hook extraction kit
6' long yellow pine 2x4
Betty boop steering wheel cover
Sticky note pads in a variety of colors
Bottle of African hair product
Turtle neck sweater
A plastic rake
Box of flathead screws
The best of Soul Train DVD box set
A jar of pickles

 

[junkxj]

Fruit cake!!!!!!!

 

[Wes]

I once got a magic Johnson vhs. A distant relative heard I liked sports. She got me a vhs of magic Johnson (pre HIV) talking about life. She was trying to help get me out of the ghetto I guess.

 

[junkxj]

This may not work for the OP, but my favorite thing to do when I got a really bad Xmas gift, was to take it home, rewrap it and give it right back to the person who gifted it to me the next xmas.

 

[Jason W.]

Ridiculously long tube socks, got em for years as a kid.

 

[RatLabGuy]

A whole box of Velcro strips - but only the male (hook) side.
A box of blank audio cassette tapes.
Better yet - some kind of cheezy music on cassette tape.
Pet rock.

 

[Two-door nine four]

I just got a coworker a pooping dog calendar. Giant hit at the shop.

 

[49willys]

Just for men, for the old farts.

 

[ord.sgt.26NC]

on the giving side...I gave my wife a universal remote control...
oh and there was the dark blue British navy sweater one time...
I can be a dumb ass..

 

[49willys]

Wife wanted a small tool set for the house, I let her wrap it! The couch was not comfy!

 

[ord.sgt.26NC]

^^^^ testify brotha...testify

 

[RatLabGuy]

My eight year old daughter mentioned today that a great gag gift would be a pack of Oreos with all the crème filling removed. lol.

 

[Blaze]

My brothers and I have a shake weight that we like to gift each other at birthdays and Christmases.

 

[a_kelley]

Plunger/toilet brush

 

[tsconver]

potty putter https://www.amazon.com/Blue-Products-Potty-Putter-Putting/dp/B003FCF028

 

[junkxj]

This......