Texted by Mistake

burrellsjeep

burrellsjeep

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I was wondering has any one got any funny stories about being mistaking when texting? I had one Sunday morning wasn't all that funny but I got a laugh out of it.

A friend texted me Sunday morning by mistake, Thought I was some girl he knows, Said he must have saved my number to her name some how,

It was funny here is how it went. We call him his last name is Hair.

Hair texted me at 9am Sunday:

Hair "whats new"

Me "not much"

Hair "you sure nothing at all"

Me "yeah same ol stuff"

Hair "come on there has to be something"

Me "No, Whats this about"

Hair "Heard you were dating a hottie"

Me "What?"

Hair "Yeah thats what I heard"

Me "I don't know what your talking about"

Hair - Texted me a picture of him self on the phone

Hair "you sure about that"

Me "Yeah I am real sure"

Hair "LOL I am just being silly, So what are doing today?"

Me "nothing, hang in at the house"

Hair "really nothning at all"

Me "yeah"

Hair "thought you would be going out or something"

Me "nope just relaxing today"

Hair "really can't believe your not doing something"

Me "nope"

Now here is where it got weird

Hair "send me a new picture of you, I don't have a good one"

Didn't respond for a while,

Hair "come on, Please"

Me "what for"

Hair "for your contact picture"

More time goes by,

Hair "I am sorry is there a issue with that"

Me "nope"

Hair "will you send it"

Hair "please"

Me "in a sec"

I sent him a picture of my jeep, which he has rode in a few times.

Hair "Nice you got a jeep, There way fun, I have wanted one, How about one of you"

A few mins went by and then it must have dawned on him whos jeep it was.

Hair "OMG, this is Mike isn't, You must be like WTF is this guys deal. I am so sorry I thought you were a chick I meet the other night"

Me "I was hoping that was the case"

Hair "LOL I real sorry"

I like how the conversation changes when its just guys talking, Short and to the point.

Hair "So been riding much"

Me "yeah going next weekend"

Hair "cool where"

Me "Calli"

Hair "nice have fun TTYL"

Ended about 10:45am

I just laughed my ass off. He never calls or talks to me. So I knew it was odd when he texted me.

I am sure there are some funny ones out there.
 
Steve from Tarheel 4wd texted me one day.

I didnt recognize the #, so I decided to mess with this unknown person who was obviously someones boss.

Steve: Can you work tomorrow?









Me: I can kick your ass tomorrow.

long story short, we went back and forth, me having no clue who I was talking to, and him leading me on because he knew I didnt know.

Finally he called me and told me who it was.
He meant to text one of his employes, and acidentally scrolled down one too far in his phonebook. :lol:
 
burrellsjeep said:
Now here is where it got weird
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I think it got weird when he sent a pic of himself! That's when I would have started messing with his head in a BIG way!
 
one of my friends that works out of town told his wife to send him a naked picture so she did, couple minutes go by and her son screaming in the living room,she sent the picture to him by mistake
 
Here is one I got last month:

"Can u get me another quarter of smoke"

All that week, people kept contacting me trying to get drugs. When I got this, it was the last straw because I was tired of tweekers and the guy's Grandmother calling me. It was an upstate SC number so I called back, asked for his name, where he lived and told him I was forwarding the information to the Greenville PD.

Didn't have another problem after that :lol: . Guess he spread the word that my # WASN'T for drugs.
 
Figured this was fitting...I got one last night at 12:30ish from an unknown number that said,

"My meth head neighbor came by and I got it all on video. Go to my facebook page it is awesome!"

I didn't reply, nor do I have facebook but thought it was funny.
 
last year at callalantee i let a guy use my cell to call his girlfreind cause his phone was dead so for the next month i received a pic almost every day from her. i never caught his name but im sure he was a member on here so if your seing this tell your gf thanks!
 
Dude has NO GAME....please is way over rated...
 
witchdoctor said:
one of my friends that works out of town told his wife to send him a naked picture so she did, couple minutes go by and her son screaming in the living room,she sent the picture to him by mistake
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Poor kid, you know it is going to take years and years of therapy to get over that one. Hopefully that was the kids dad, and not his stepfather, b/c that would tack on another decade or so of therapy! haha

novacayne75 said:
last year at callalantee i let a guy use my cell to call his girlfreind cause his phone was dead so for the next month i received a pic almost every day from her. i never caught his name but im sure he was a member on here so if your seing this tell your gf thanks!
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:lol: AWESOME! Those pics should go to the 35% thread haha
 
Some thug guy has my dad confused with one of his friends. He texts him fairly often with info on parties or asking if he has any weed to sell. He recently texted him asking if he still had that 9mm for sale. :eek:
 
burrellsjeep said:
It was funny here is how it went. We call him his last name is Hair.
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Hey is there any chance his first name is Richard and he greww up in Cary?
 
Xlain said:
Dick Hair?
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Believe it or not - yes.
Dude and I were in the same schools from 4th grade through graduation; my last name is "Hairston", so every time we were put in alphabetic order for something, he and I were beside each other.
He always said "It's Richard, not Dick.":lol:
In HS he had a cool-ass 68 Ford truck that leaked/burned a half quart of oil every day.... everyday he'd be there in the parking lot next to my car topping it off, lol.
 
Some random dude texted me this past summer at midnight, apparently a girl gave out a phony number to him and it happened to be my number. I was too tired to mess with him at first, but couldn't pass up the opportunity the next morning. :bounce2:

Word for word text conversation:

Him: Hey!! Whats up its Kendell =) (at 12:00am)
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Me: Who is Kendell again?? (me texting back at 7:00am)

Him: U gave me your # last night and I was supposed to be lucky but if you forgot then that's cool.
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Me: Wow I must have been wasted. Were you the really short guy?

Him: Nope we were just talking on myspace a little. I feel kinda weird like a creeper if you forgot me.
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Me: Sorry. Just a reeeeeeally long night if ya know what I mean. Be right back, gotta take a dump.

Him: Lol. Its cool u can just forget about all this too. Have a good day!
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Me: Dude, I'm just messing with you. Some chick gave you the wrong number. I don't do myspace and I'm a guy.

Him: Ya funny thing dude my bads cuz I peeped it out and its 838 so my bads bro.
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So this is what cracked me up the most- I made the wasted/short guy joke because I assumed he met some girl at a bar.... but it was freaking myspace.

Then, look how he started talking all gangsta cool when he found out I was screwing with him. :shaking:
 
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