rokntoy
FUCKIN SLAYER!!!
- Joined
- Sep 2, 2006
- Location
- Elkin, N.C.
> You Don't Have To Own A Cat To
> Appreciate This One! You don't even have
> to like 'em!
>
> We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve
> Party. We
> turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on,
> covered our
> pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
>
> We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The
> taxi arrived
> and we opened the front door to leave the house.
>
> As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the
> yard, scoots
> back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the
> house because
> she always tries to eat the bird.
>
> My wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back inside
> to get the
> cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting
> in the cab,
> my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house
> will be empty for
> the night. So, she explains to the taxi
> driver that I will be out soon,
> 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my
> mother.'
>
> A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took
> so long,' I said,
> as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under
> the bed. I had to
> poke her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She
> tried to
> take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap
> her in a
> blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I
> hauled her fat
> ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!'
>
> The cab driver hit a parked car.
>
> Appreciate This One! You don't even have
> to like 'em!
>
> We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve
> Party. We
> turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on,
> covered our
> pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
>
> We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The
> taxi arrived
> and we opened the front door to leave the house.
>
> As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the
> yard, scoots
> back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the
> house because
> she always tries to eat the bird.
>
> My wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back inside
> to get the
> cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting
> in the cab,
> my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house
> will be empty for
> the night. So, she explains to the taxi
> driver that I will be out soon,
> 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my
> mother.'
>
> A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took
> so long,' I said,
> as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under
> the bed. I had to
> poke her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She
> tried to
> take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap
> her in a
> blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I
> hauled her fat
> ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!'
>
> The cab driver hit a parked car.
>
