The padded bra of masculinity

Fucking win!!!! My wife and many of my friends will love this. Thanks Shawn!
 
So there I was standing around in the shower, checking out my wife's plethora or hair care products...reading the conditioner bottle, it says "leaves hair silky, hydrated and manageable". I figured what the heck, my beard could use a treat like this. Does this make me a fagot nancyboy? I guess I should've just gone to the garage and got some silicone spray.
 
RenegadeT said:
So there I was standing around in the shower, checking out my wife's plethora or hair care products...reading the conditioner bottle, it says "leaves hair silky, hydrated and manageable". I figured what the heck, my beard could use a treat like this. Does this make me a fagot nancyboy? I guess I should've just gone to the garage and got some silicone spray.
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No..because you are Tony.
You are cool like that.
 
RenegadeT said:
So there I was standing around in the shower, checking out my wife's plethora or hair care products...reading the conditioner bottle, it says "leaves hair silky, hydrated and manageable". I figured what the heck, my beard could use a treat like this. Does this make me a fagot nancyboy?
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Pretty sure the race car pieces scattered around your yard exempt you... Unless, that is, you've taken to wearing fedoras and listening to Vampire Weekend.
 
Wait, so Tony conditions his beard but gets a pass--and I don't even have a beard anymore but am somehow a hipster? Sounds like someone's a hatin ass hater.
 
I recently shaved my beard off after 20 yrs at least, because I'm job hunting and figured it would help w that. I now feel naked and not myself w/o the facial hair and the constant shaving is a PIA.
 
braxton357 said:
Wait, so Tony conditions his beard but gets a pass--and I don't even have a beard anymore but am somehow a hipster? Sounds like someone's a hatin ass hater.
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But you are still a pseudo hippie...

And a redneck hippie in a stolen chinaman's hat is still one of the funniest things Ive ever seen.

::beer::
 
Ron said:
But you are still a pseudo hippie...

And a redneck hippie in a stolen chinaman's hat is still one of the funniest things Ive ever seen.

::beer::
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Me thinks there is a story here..........
 
Who is the woman that wrote this! That's awesome. Unfortunately for each of these nancy pants hipster beard boys out there, there is a female that thinks this urban lumberjack is just so cute.
 
I recently grew a beard and loved my awesome beard, but hated that I was now trendy.

Although I did not groom it and then shaved it into this for a weekend. The bonus was the asshat in the Prius that cut me off and then pulled up next to me to say something, but once he saw me looked scared and pulled back behind me. :lol:
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