the things kids say

Clubbs

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So my 4 year old (wearing his mud boots and a his stetson) was driving his rc truck around the back yard and got it stuck. As he was grinding his way out in reverse he says to me "see my twuck gots a locker"

I said, "really, how do you know".

He replies "because bof da back wheels are twurning even wid dat one off da gwound"...

It was a proud moment. :driver:

Dave
 
Awesome!
 
My 4 year old told me he was smarter then me the other day because he is in pre-school and I dont go to school
 
^^ along those lines...

last week, at dinner our 6 year old said, " I don't think Mrs Stam [his teacher] is very smart."
"Huh? Why, Jonas? that's not very nice."
"Well, during class, she keeps asking me questions that she should really know the answers to. Like math problems and how to spell stuff."

We almost lost it.
 
I got home from Working Saturday and I was Filthy.My Kids were outside playing and we of course had all the doors and windows open.We are the only neighbor with a Trampoline,so some of the neighbors kids were playing on it and a couple of the neighborhood Mom's were out there.I went to shower and realized I didn't have a towel,I thought,"I can sneak through the house in my boxers and grab a towel out of the laundry room".As soon as I hit the kitchen My Son noticed me through the sliding back door.He Hollers out"Hey Look,My Daddy is in his Boxers!!!!"and pointed at the house.Well everyone turned to look.What could I do,I gave them a wave and proceeded to go get a towel,thinking,"Thanks Son".
 
My youngest daughter had a friend over and they were playing on the trampoline when her friend had to go to the bathroom. My daughter says, "pee on that tree. That is what my daddy does when he has to go potty outside". Well, sure enough, the friend goes to the bathroom on the tree, then so does my daughter, and they both run in to tell the wife and I how they had "peed like Daddy does". Not my proudest moment. When I took her friend home, her parents said that she does it all the time at their house, so I was somewhat relieved.
 
Took both of my girls, 4 and 5 at the time, on their first wheeling trip last year on some private land a buddy of mine owns. Coming out of a hole we start down and a little off camber my oldest says pretty loud "Get on it Daddy!" I had to stop and wipe a tear from my eye and said "That's my Boo!"
 
Got one for yall.
Last weekend we are heading down old 52 through albermarle going to the big lick pull. I see an old 379 peterbilt dump wagon on side of the road that was straight piped with 6" curved stacks. As I always do with trucks I turned to my 5 year old son and said,
"caleb look at the ol pete with straight stacks on it" (i was refering to it being straight piped) He looks at it then looks at me a says,
"da da that peterbilt has curved stacks on it not straight"
I cant beleive how much he is learning from listening to me, it is awesome to hear stuff like that.
 
Here's one...

We are at Walt Disney having a (way too damn expensive) lunch at Cinderella's castle. My wife makes the reservation for 12:30 since that's all that was available and out almost-3 year old is already a half hour past nap at the BEGINNING of the meal. She is having an all out melt-down until Snow White comes to the table, to which she says, "Oh, hey Snow White"... like it happens every day.

THen the next day, we are drivng through the subdivision our rental house is in and they are running sprinklers and she is BLOWN AWAY by the "water coming from the ground"

Apparently, Snow White as a lunch guest is no big deal, but automatic irrigation is.
 
When my now 18 year old was about 11 or 12 I had the sex talk with him. We were in his room sitting on his bed. When we were done I told him not to tell his friends at school about what we had talked about. It was their parents job to decide when to talk to them about it. I also told him not to tell his two younger brothers, that I would decide when it was time. I told him it was nothing to be ashamed of and if he had any questions he could ask me any time. I told him if I wasn't around he could ask mom. He looks at me and says, "I don't think mom knows about this."

I almost fell off the bed laughing.

Doug
 
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