the zipper

[Mulishajoe]

The Zipper


In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting For a bus was
wearing a tight leather skirt.



As the bus stopped
And it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt Was too tight
to allow her leg to come up to the height of the First step of the bus.



Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, She reached
behind her to unzip her skirt a little, Thinking that this would give her
enough slack to raise her leg.



Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still Couldn't. So, a
little more embarrassed, she once again Reached behind her to unzip her
skirt a little more.



For the second time she attempted the step, and once again, Much to her
chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little Smile to the driver, she
again reached behind to unzip a little More and again was unable to make the
step.



About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her Picked her up
easily by the waist and placed her gently on the Step of the bus.



She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and Screeched, "How
dare you touch my body!



I don't even know who you are!"




The Texan smiled and drawled,



"Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you,



But after you unzipped my fly three times,



I kinda figured we was friends