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I saw this online at answers.yahoo.com today, and could not stop laughing. It has since been deleted, but i copied the original question down, followed by some of the more hilarious answers. I hope the girl asking the question was not serious:
Originally Posted by Treena
Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?
Like if you are pregnant with a baby girl, and you have sex while pregnant. Can the sperm go up in there and impregnate the baby?
Originally Posted by Hennessy
The baby can get pregnant only if it's a female. If you suspect that your baby is pregnant, try not to have sex again. You run the risk of getting your baby's baby pregnant and that can lead to complications like an infinite loop.
Originally Posted by DreamensioN
Don't listen to these people - they're trying to set you up.
The answer is yes, it can get pregnant. When this happens - the baby doesn't get born the natural way. It will eject out of your stomach (or sometimes out of your chest). This is because there is not enough room for 2 babies to be born the natural way (when one baby is inside another). With twins/triplets its ok.
Giving birth this way is extremely painful, and is usually fatal. If you've ever seen the movie Aliens - its a bit like that. Its called a cesarean gastro birth. Ask your doctor about it. That's why you sometimes see women with huge scars up their stomachs. Its where the skin split and the baby ejected from.
If you don't want your baby to get pregnant - try swallowing instead. That way your stomach acids will kills the sperm, before it can impregnant your own unborn child.
Originally Posted by Slooop
The answer is yes. Also, if you're pregnant with a baby boy and a baby girl, then they too can copulate and impregnate each other. If you're pregnant with a baby boy, it's highly likely that the baby boy will impregnate you again and you'll have babies at different stages in the womb...semi fraternal twins. Careful though, if the baby boy fathers a fetal girl, he will try to impregnate her as well.
Originally Posted by Santa Claus
YOU ARE COMPLETELY RIGHT. I had sex with a pregnant chick yesterday and her baby boy got pregnant with twins. the twins then had sex inside the first baby causing one of the twins to have quadruplets. the quadruplets all had an orgy and two of them are now pregnant with octuplets. This chick is going to be a mother in 9 weeks, grandmother in 9 months, a great-grandmother in 10 month, and a great-great grandmother in 11 months. The best part is that she's only 19. By the way, the only thing wrong with this form of baby birth is that now all the children will come out with webbed toes,wings, and huge sexual organs.
Good luck with getting you baby pregnant
Your friend,
Santa Claus
Originally Posted by Treena
Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?
Like if you are pregnant with a baby girl, and you have sex while pregnant. Can the sperm go up in there and impregnate the baby?
Originally Posted by Hennessy
The baby can get pregnant only if it's a female. If you suspect that your baby is pregnant, try not to have sex again. You run the risk of getting your baby's baby pregnant and that can lead to complications like an infinite loop.
Originally Posted by DreamensioN
Don't listen to these people - they're trying to set you up.
The answer is yes, it can get pregnant. When this happens - the baby doesn't get born the natural way. It will eject out of your stomach (or sometimes out of your chest). This is because there is not enough room for 2 babies to be born the natural way (when one baby is inside another). With twins/triplets its ok.
Giving birth this way is extremely painful, and is usually fatal. If you've ever seen the movie Aliens - its a bit like that. Its called a cesarean gastro birth. Ask your doctor about it. That's why you sometimes see women with huge scars up their stomachs. Its where the skin split and the baby ejected from.
If you don't want your baby to get pregnant - try swallowing instead. That way your stomach acids will kills the sperm, before it can impregnant your own unborn child.
Originally Posted by Slooop
The answer is yes. Also, if you're pregnant with a baby boy and a baby girl, then they too can copulate and impregnate each other. If you're pregnant with a baby boy, it's highly likely that the baby boy will impregnate you again and you'll have babies at different stages in the womb...semi fraternal twins. Careful though, if the baby boy fathers a fetal girl, he will try to impregnate her as well.
Originally Posted by Santa Claus
YOU ARE COMPLETELY RIGHT. I had sex with a pregnant chick yesterday and her baby boy got pregnant with twins. the twins then had sex inside the first baby causing one of the twins to have quadruplets. the quadruplets all had an orgy and two of them are now pregnant with octuplets. This chick is going to be a mother in 9 weeks, grandmother in 9 months, a great-grandmother in 10 month, and a great-great grandmother in 11 months. The best part is that she's only 19. By the way, the only thing wrong with this form of baby birth is that now all the children will come out with webbed toes,wings, and huge sexual organs.
Good luck with getting you baby pregnant
Your friend,
Santa Claus
