This girl is allowed to reproduce?

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I saw this online at answers.yahoo.com today, and could not stop laughing. It has since been deleted, but i copied the original question down, followed by some of the more hilarious answers. I hope the girl asking the question was not serious:


Originally Posted by Treena
Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?
Like if you are pregnant with a baby girl, and you have sex while pregnant. Can the sperm go up in there and impregnate the baby?


Originally Posted by Hennessy
The baby can get pregnant only if it's a female. If you suspect that your baby is pregnant, try not to have sex again. You run the risk of getting your baby's baby pregnant and that can lead to complications like an infinite loop.


Originally Posted by DreamensioN
Don't listen to these people - they're trying to set you up.

The answer is yes, it can get pregnant. When this happens - the baby doesn't get born the natural way. It will eject out of your stomach (or sometimes out of your chest). This is because there is not enough room for 2 babies to be born the natural way (when one baby is inside another). With twins/triplets its ok.

Giving birth this way is extremely painful, and is usually fatal. If you've ever seen the movie Aliens - its a bit like that. Its called a cesarean gastro birth. Ask your doctor about it. That's why you sometimes see women with huge scars up their stomachs. Its where the skin split and the baby ejected from.

If you don't want your baby to get pregnant - try swallowing instead. That way your stomach acids will kills the sperm, before it can impregnant your own unborn child.


Originally Posted by Slooop
The answer is yes. Also, if you're pregnant with a baby boy and a baby girl, then they too can copulate and impregnate each other. If you're pregnant with a baby boy, it's highly likely that the baby boy will impregnate you again and you'll have babies at different stages in the womb...semi fraternal twins. Careful though, if the baby boy fathers a fetal girl, he will try to impregnate her as well.


Originally Posted by Santa Claus
YOU ARE COMPLETELY RIGHT. I had sex with a pregnant chick yesterday and her baby boy got pregnant with twins. the twins then had sex inside the first baby causing one of the twins to have quadruplets. the quadruplets all had an orgy and two of them are now pregnant with octuplets. This chick is going to be a mother in 9 weeks, grandmother in 9 months, a great-grandmother in 10 month, and a great-great grandmother in 11 months. The best part is that she's only 19. By the way, the only thing wrong with this form of baby birth is that now all the children will come out with webbed toes,wings, and huge sexual organs.

Good luck with getting you baby pregnant

Your friend,
Santa Claus
 
More good responses

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Yes, unfortunately. The only solution to this is to essentially abort the baby and then have your baby abort its own baby. This is what is called a "double abortion."

It is a very rare case, and in consequence, a very painful procedure. If the double abortion does not occur, what could happen will be worse. When a woman is pregnant, she is feeding herself and her fetus, but when the fetus is impregnated, the mother is essentially feeding herself, and two fetuses, therefore both fetuses could develop at the same rate.

The result would be catastrophic. While the mother is giving birth, the baby could concurrently give birth to its own fetus, causing both babies to die soon after.

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Don't be fooled by all of these other answers. Your baby CAN get pregnant! My doctor assured me that me and my husband can have sex without impregnating the baby. Well we did. After my baby was about 4 weeks old, she started complaining that she hadn't got her period yet. She usually gets her period a week before me, so I had already gotten my period.... we knew something was strange. So we took her to the doctor and found out that she was pregnant. She decided to keep it. So by the time my baby is 9 months old, she will be a mother. She's young, but I promised to help her out. These other comments are wrong! Use protection!
Source(s):
My baby got pregnant.
1 month ago
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Of course It can. My sister had sex when she was pregnant (her second trimester), so now the baby isn't even born yet and it's already in it's first trimester. My sister is really pissed since she's gonna be a grandma now, and she's only 17 :/

my favorite
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Your retarded. Firstly the baby hasn't had its first period, so it can not get pregnant. PERIOD. Secondly, your just retarded...
Source(s):
Common sense, and "knocked up" they have a lovely conversation about it :p
 
Haha, i had to dig for a while to find the ones i found since the question got deleted... im going to remember google cache
 
Please tell me it was a joke...
 
along the same lines, my wife had a friend that asked her a question soon after giving birth to her first daughter. Her friend asked if it hurt when they pierced her nipples. You know... so the milk can come out and the baby can feed. TRUE STORY!
 
like this
This chick is going to be a mother in 9 weeks, grandmother in 9 months, a great-grandmother in 10 month, and a great-great grandmother in 11 months. The best part is that she's only 19. By the way, the only thing wrong with this form of baby birth is that now all the children will come out with webbed toes,wings, and huge sexual organs
 
along the same lines, my wife had a friend that asked her a question soon after giving birth to her first daughter. Her friend asked if it hurt when they pierced her nipples. You know... so the milk can come out and the baby can feed. TRUE STORY!

so, did it hurt or not? LOL
 
And the truth of it is, the girl who asked the original question will have a kid at 12, and her kid will have a kid at 12, and her kid will have a kid at 12. While the rest of us have kids at 24, the stupid are outbreeding us and there is no way to keep up.
 
As has been stated before, I am just glad to know that her vote doesn't count the same as mi.....

crap!
 
Someone should have told her to abort the one she currently has... She shouldn't be breeding in the first damn place.
 
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