Damn, what a story. Long story short, we left early because wife was smashed off of rum and coke and a drink from the pirate house called artillery punch. After that i lost my wallet after leaving a bar called "Murphy's Law".
Pick up a sharpie marker and a bar hopping tshirt and have the bartender sign the shirt by the pic of their bar. Cool to see how many bars you can hit. If the bartender says someone did that the other day, it was probably us.