I texted Dylan, but just wanted to publicly thank the gang who spent the first part of their Friday helping me with my pile. You guys are some true generous MacGuyvers.
After the cooling fan mishap was essentially diagnosed and handled (bad ignition-on source was preventing the fan from starting when it needed to), we found that my front driver brake line was failing and puking fluid about 1/10 through Dickey Bell. We pulled off and Dylan and the gang were able to dig up some fittings to plug the hardline and get me back to camp with 3 brakes functioning.
We went into Albemarle and surrounding areas looking for something that would get me back on the the trail, but unfortunately metric at the hardline and standard at the caliper was too much to ask for off the shelf, and nobody around who could make a hose had anything that would work or were unwilling to try and repair it. I'm going to rework the system to make it easier in case of a problem in the future (and carry a spare!)
Really can't thank yall enough for your generosity with your time, tools, brake fluid, and good attitudes. It was nice meeting y'all - hope to wheel again soon.