Valentines Day Gifts..

[Paul]

If ammunition is an appropriate gift, I've damn sure found the right girl.
Let her pick it out herself.
Dre' can do no wrong tonight...

 

[Southern_Transplant]

If ammunition is an appropriate gift, I've damn sure found the right girl.
Let her pick it out herself.
Dre' can do no wrong tonight...

Hmmm.. I wonder if you could cut up and glue some styrofoam 9mm shell holders to fit in a heart shaped box..

 

[snappy]

Mine got a shield, a go bag and new handcuffs!!!!! (she is a bail bondsman)

 

[89wrangler]

No guns or ammo, but my wife wanted WeatherTech molded floor mats for her new ride in leu of flowers. I gladly obliged as they will be there for a long time and provide a useful purpose.

 

[UTfball68]

Lucky for my wife I’m a romantic year round…so she’ll probably just get 30 seconds of the 3” Thunder

 

[orange150]

I've given my wife a new Henckels knife every year for Valentines day since we got married because I think it's funny that I give her the item that she'll kill me with on the day of love.

That being said she's slowly but surely getting a very nice cutlery set to cook with.

 

[awheelterd]

Don't forget to predose your wife's dinner with Tylenol to stave off that headache shes bound to have later.

 

[Noel]

I paid the power bill this morning, so she will have the gift of lights and heat when she gets home

 

[Loganwayne]

well since my wife said she wasnt my valentine because i didnt ask her. i didnt get her shit.

 

[awheelterd]

well since my wife said she wasnt my valentine because i didnt ask her. i didnt get her shit.

My man . Start out how you can hold out. Smart move

 

[Loganwayne]

My man . Start out how you can hold out. Smart move

Our first date she asked what the dog shocking collar in my truck did... then said I wouldn't shock her with it..... I turned it to 10 and shocked the shit outta her.

 

[trailhugger]

Gave the kids a Looney Tunes box set, so now the toddler is doing her best roadrunner impression.

 

[Ron]

My wife started a job in December (didnt know it did that....)...anyway I sent a ridculous over the top bouquet of roses to her work - which is a double col because the local florist used to babysit my younger sister and she charged me non valentines prices...

But they brought this overly large vase and 30 roses to my wife at work so all the other husbands can hate me when their wives go home and say "why did the new girl get flowers on valentines day"

 

[RatLabGuy]

My wife started a job in December (didnt know it did that....)...anyway I sent a ridculous over the top bouquet of roses to her work - which is a double col because the local florist used to babysit my younger sister and she charged me non valentines prices...

But they brought this overly large vase and 30 roses to my wife at work so all the other husbands can hate me when their wives go home and say "why did the new girl get flowers on valentines day"

Not my wife.
She looks at that and says, what a waste of money. That could have been a nice dinner or put towards a new set of tires.
This is why I love her.

She and I agree Valentine's is stupid.

 

[technologyteacher]

 

[Jody Treadway]

Mine got a timing belt for a 89 Mitsubishi FG35 forklift.
Didn't even have to wrap it