VD do crabs have claws?

[GotWood]

My friend and I received our Valentine's day gift from our wives. The dog started barking and when I went to check who did I see but Conrad the crawdad walking up the sidewalk to hand us shirts, hats, and season tickets!

 

[Reid]

haha unique.

 

[Black Bear]

shampoo then comb, repeat.

 

[nctom]

shampoo then comb, repeat.

Are you sure that isnt for lice? I havent had either one so I wouldnt know. At least that I know of...Scratch, scratch, scratch.

 

[ord.sgt.26NC]

shampoo then comb, repeat.

nope! It's shave first,then dose with lighter fluid and burn em out,then stab the runners with a ice pick.Not that I know anything about em.