Weight Gain Warning!!!!!

[Reid]

Check your shampoo bottle label. I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!!!! It’s the shampoo I use in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body and (duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY! NO wonder I have been gaining weight!!! Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish soap instead. Their label reads, DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE. Problem Solved!!! If I don't answer the phone I'll be in the shower!!!

 

[snappy]

We all know that's not the real reason you will be using the dawn in the shower, more for the lubircation properties!!!

 

[Green ford]

To get the Dawn to work you must drink it. I think 8oz Dawn per 4oz of rum should do the trick.

 

[Reid]

what the hell are you trying to lube Green ford? how deep you plan on gettin it?