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RatLabGuy

RatLabGuy

You look like a monkey and smell like one too
Joined
May 18, 2005
Location
Churchville, MD
...as of Monday 10/5, I will be a Federal Employee. Get to don my official title of "mad scientist working in a (not-so) secret Army lab".
Geez after only, er, 14 years of "training", my first "real" job lol.
 
please break the cycle and set the example out there

Congrats...:beer:
 
GubNi said:
So let me get this right you will be a rat lab guy then?
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Metaphorically, yes. Technically, no.
I won't be doing animal-based studies (at least real soon), all based on fully intact, living-breathing humans. Oh and occaisonally Cadets ;-) since the Army puts "Soldiers" and "humans" in diferent catagories for IRB purposes :lol:
I have in the past, that's where/when I picked up this moniker.
 
Sorry to hear it.. :flipoff2:
 
who is this moniker you picked up? someone you met in maryland? is the same one that got bill clinton in toruble?
 
Soooo.... it looks like I have to get a full background investigation to upgrade my security access.
This is a warning to some of you, you may get a visit from a guy a in a black suit...
 
catfishblues said:
Cool! I got some shit I can tell 'em! Should I ask them if you still wear the beard and kufi?
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Um... that's why I'm NOT listing you as "somebody who's known me while I lived at this address" :lol:

Geez this is the longest set of forms I've ever completed. How many people actually know what town their father-in-law was born in?
 
in all seriousness.....any further JOKES about ratties past should be reserved for the garage.

i'd hate for one of us being a smart ass to be the reason he didnt pass a back ground check. They check your online aliases now.
 
rattie, sorry you didnt get the job...
 
Congrats on the new job ....dont fed employees start out woth like 8 weeks of vacation?
:p
 
1980CJ7 said:
Congrats on the new job ....dont fed employees start out woth like 8 weeks of vacation?
:p
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Um, no.
4 hrs per pay period, which is 2 weeks... making it 1 day per 4 weeks, or about 13 in a year.
But of course, all the Fed holidays, even the oddball ones like Columbus day.... but then, only 1 day for Christmas, 1 Thanksgiving, etc.
 
RatLabGuy said:
Um... that's why I'm NOT listing you as "somebody who's known me while I lived at this address" :lol:
Geez this is the longest set of forms I've ever completed. How many people actually know what town their father-in-law was born in?
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I've got an "in" with the feds already, remember? :flipoff2: I think you've got a little more clearance than Whitney, though! Gotta love that whole "vacation accrual" thing, huh? I hope it all goes well. If you need a reference, feel free to throw my name out there. I'm sure it'll be down at the bottom of the list, though.
 
BigRedB2 said:
in all seriousness.....any further JOKES about ratties past should be reserved for the garage.
i'd hate for one of us being a smart ass to be the reason he didnt pass a back ground check. They check your online aliases now.
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The average [insert applicable alphabet team] agent/officer will have no problem deciphering banter about his hadji apparel, pet monkey, kiddie porn & pharmaceutical side businesses (to name a few :flipoff2:) from the "truth"... :lol:
 
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