Alright I'll check in, asshole.
Background
Ive been overweight all my life. No seriously. I weighed 10lbs at birth and all through childhood I was never on the weight charts.
When I graduated high school I weighed 295lbs but I wore a size 36 pants. So I was definitely fat, I had a gut, but I also had a lot of muscle mixed in. Life and stuff happened weight has gone up and down a few times. In 2012 I decided I needed tog get my weight in check. I saw 299 on the scale and Id never weighed 300. So I got serious and got down to a low of 238 lbs. Everyone I knew told me great I looked. But by BMI I was still obese. Slowly that weigh crept back on.
Mid point of last year I quit ever getting on a scale. Then the week of Christmas I saw a picture taken of me on 12/15. Damn I was fat. Not my normal fat but damn that's bad fat. I got on a scale. Id never seen 300 before so I went right past that straight to 320. Something had to be done. I made a commitment to get smaller, no matter what. Im going at this health and diet first but nothing is off the table. Surgery, Crack, vacumuming fat out of my ass..I dont know. But I will get smaller. I have a target number we will get to that in a minute.
Step 1 (Goal 1)
Alcohol is bad for weight. Its a trifecta of suckage. Its 1) empty calories 2) dampens your metabolism 3) removes inhibitions and causes me to eat more bad stuff.
Goal 1 : Zero alcohol until further notice. I love a drink but its killing me. I love my self and kids more than booze.
Step 2
That seemed easy and obvious. But what next. Diet. Lifestyle. Call it what you want but what food goes into my giant head hole. A year ago at the urging of
@Jody Treadway I went 2 months vegetarian.those who know me know how ridiculous that sounds. I didnt lose any weight and I felt like shit the first month. I dont know what to do...but I knew someone to call whom I trusted. I grew up with a guy who is an MD..who was always heavy like me through high school. We lifted together we generally had the same food preferences etc. He is now a practicing doctor and fitness competitor. Single digit body fat. I've always suspected he self prescribed himself steroids or HGH but absent proof I wont throw baseless accusations.
I called him up and we had lunch on Christmas eve. Its been 5 years since we spoke. He gave me a diet plan that sounds crazy. But its old and time tested. Not his, developed by a famous trainer who he knew I had great respect for. He told me to run it for a month and see where my weight was. Its a pretty crazy regimen. It isnt a lifestyle. That will adapt later but for now I need intense shock therapy to get started. This is designed to basically force healthy, fast weight loss or identify a medical problem. I'm not blaming my fatassedness on imaginary medical issues...so this should do the trick.
On 12/27 I was 319 and I started the plan.This morning I was 309. That's 10lbs in 7 days. A good start but looong way to go.
Goal 2: Stay on the VG diet until 2/1/19 at least and re-assess weight at that time.
Step 3
Ok we got the road block (alcohol) out of the way. And a fuel plan (diet) honestly where I am right now that should be enough to see considerable weight loss. But this isnt just about vanity. I want to improve my health as well. If Im being painfully honest I'm in really poor health. Aint been to a doctor in 3 years apparently. Need to get a physical and blood work for a "where am I" reference. Dont like doctors. Never felt comfortable going. Ive got to get over that...and get a health baseline. And then Ive got to get some movement incorporated into my life. My job is almost completely sedintary these days.
Goal 3: Go to Dr. Get physical and blood work done.
Goal 4: Move. Im not trying to race the world and need small steps. Plan is for 60 minutes of intentional movement per week. This will expand over time but its a start.
Ill post more later for now duty calls.