What not to write on a check

RatLabGuy

RatLabGuy

You look like a monkey and smell like one too
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Churchville, MD
I got a following to close ticket in Knoxville TN from a sargent. After I moved out of his way to let him off the shoulder, he said I was following a black volkswagon. It was not black, or a volkswagon.

I wrote bull sh*t ticket on my check, it never showed on my record.
 
HAHAHA i think thats better then goin down and payin for your ticket with pennies
 
Dad got a parking ticket in Wilmington, he was the only one on the block that did (and no it was not in front of a fire hydrant) He went home and mailed off the check... on the envelope he put TO the Dickheads in (what ever department) and then the address
 
When paying lost bets on the golf course my checks always say "Tip for a super blow job" always written to friends. Several never noticed until in front of the teller.
 
BIGWOODY said:
When paying lost bets on the golf course my checks always say "Tip for a super blow job" always written to friends. Several never noticed until in front of the teller.
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Haha Now that is funny as shit!
You get 3 lol faces for that one.:lol::lol::lol:
 
i write "extorsion" in the memo lines for all my insurance checks.
 
I bought a car from a friend a few years back, wrote him a personal check for 10k.

I wrote For Professional Hitman Services, Nice Work!

he said he had to talk to bank branch manager to deposit...
 
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