What would you do if you won the lottery?

Id 'overland' all over the place, then give the coolest person Id met during the journey the key to the rig I had at the moment and get on a plane home
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Buy a Perazzi and maybe even a Kohler, then tour the country off-roading and shooting trap. Drink the best bourbon smoke the finest cigars and settle down somewhere in Tn where I’ll trout fish until I stroke out.
 
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Quit my job.

It will never happen for me though, because you have to play in order to win.
See, this is my thing. Most the people at work play the PA Powerball at least once or twice a month. They always ask me if I want in on it, since they always pool together 25-30 people and buy a shart-load of tickets. I always reply with "how bout an IOU? If you hit it, I'll give you my $2 then." :D

When I was at my last job, I used to say if I hit the lotto, I'd still show up (mostly just to piss people off like @Croatan_Kid said). But with my current job/position, I'm like... fuck that shit! Like a boner in sweatpants - I'm out!
 
I would pay off all debt owed by me, my family, Wife's family, and a group of my close friends. Probably buy my inlaws a nice little compound.
Build a house for my parents and for my Brother and his wife.
I would go around and hand out $100 bills to people who I think could use it and try to do a bunch of random acts of kindness by paying for stuff for people.

Invest a large portion of it and live off the interest.

I would build a castle (No joke, ever since I was a little kid, I've always wanted to live in a castle.

I would also buy a bunch of land somewhere and build a little English cottage.

have a fleet of cars, trucks, toys.

I'd also go away for about a year and spend it over in Europe, just traveling around and have a ball.
 
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