Where does it end?

Jeff B

Jeff B

Thanos was right
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If a jewish lesbian black couple walks into a muslim bakery topless while eating ham and demands a confederate flag lane cake with bacon, a swastika, and the phrase "God Bless America"... who files the discrimination lawsuit?



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The gay guy?
 
Jeff B said:
If a jewish lesbian black couple walks into a muslim bakery topless while eating ham and demands a confederate flag lane cake with bacon, a swastika, and the phrase "God Bless America"... who files the discrimination lawsuit?



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I don't know who files the lawsuit but I'll bet the great ozzoma would make a stupid, embarrassing speech afterward that cnn and msnbc would show continuously for 72 hrs. at least.
 
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Jeff B said:
If a jewish lesbian black couple walks into a muslim bakery topless while eating ham and demands a confederate flag lane cake with bacon, a swastika, and the phrase "God Bless America"... who files the discrimination lawsuit?
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The athiest, duh.
 
Jeff B said:
If a jewish lesbian black couple walks into a muslim bakery topless while eating ham and demands a confederate flag lane cake with bacon, a swastika, and the phrase "God Bless America"... who files the discrimination lawsuit?
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I don't know about a discrimination lawsuit, but I would hope God would file a defamation of character lawsuit for what they want printed on the cake.
 
God doesn't care about man's attachment to symbols. Nor does he eat cake, bacon maybe.. :)
 
It will never end. As long as there are people out there that will give credence to people who feel they've been wronged in an attempt to benefit their own agendas it will never end. I f'in hate the news and the media in general. I feel I can never get a straight take on the facts. They always have to throw in the little jabs that they think are coy but in reality are a glaring billboard of their opinion. I often wonder what makes old men cantankerous and filled with "zero give-a=shitness" and this is why. By the time we're shot out of the womb the world has already begun its descent down the toilet. When we're young we're too self absorbed with Battle Cats, Army men and monster trucks to take notice. Then we get a little older and we're infatuated with women, booze and excitement. The next thing we know the men and women we've come to look up to are gone and we're left looking around wondering where the hell did all the good times go? Where's my uncle who drank Miller Light and told dirty jokes at the family reunions go? He's not dead yet he's been killed by all the damn sensitive bleeding hearts. Heaven forbid he offends the cousin who's new take on life is one of skinny jeans, PETA rallies and making out with her best friend because we all know that shit's hip. The ones who make it to the end with their morals intact and a general sense that everyone else is crazy go on to be persecuted online in a battlefield equivalent of bringing a knife to a gun fight. Assimilate you heathen or there will be Twitter hell to pay. I could give two shits what you think you know about God, glory and simpler times. This is our world now and it sucks. I don't plan to give up the good fight but it's only a matter of time before I drop the wrong innuendo in a crowd of people while talking to my best friend. I'll be internet famous with my confederate flag, shotguns, beer binge weekends and love of Lord on display for all to judge. Then I'll be canned from work and I can start collecting coins in a cup at the new outlet mall in hopes of having one of those bleeding hearts hand me my consolation prize 25 cents at a time.
 
I don't know where it ends... I heard this week they are dropping "whitening" off toothpaste and (don't judge) was listening to prime country in the sis in laws car earlier tonight and a Dixie chicks song came on and I see they jumped on the wagon also and their name is now just "the chicks". Hell I guess they were on that wagon from back in W's time...
 
Better yet..... a master bedroom is no longer allowed to be called such.....nor a is a Jack and Jill bathroom. I shit you not. My brother in law works for a major realtor and was telling me this weekend because the had to redo all of the property listings
 
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It will never end. As long as there are people out there that will give credence to people who feel they've been wronged in an attempt to benefit their own agendas it will never end. I f'in hate the news and the media in general. I feel I can never get a straight take on the facts. They always have to throw in the little jabs that they think are coy but in reality are a glaring billboard of their opinion. I often wonder what makes old men cantankerous and filled with "zero give-a=shitness" and this is why. By the time we're shot out of the womb the world has already begun its descent down the toilet. When we're young we're too self absorbed with Battle Cats, Army men and monster trucks to take notice. Then we get a little older and we're infatuated with women, booze and excitement. The next thing we know the men and women we've come to look up to are gone and we're left looking around wondering where the hell did all the good times go? Where's my uncle who drank Miller Light and told dirty jokes at the family reunions go? He's not dead yet he's been killed by all the damn sensitive bleeding hearts. Heaven forbid he offends the cousin who's new take on life is one of skinny jeans, PETA rallies and making out with her best friend because we all know that shit's hip. The ones who make it to the end with their morals intact and a general sense that everyone else is crazy go on to be persecuted online in a battlefield equivalent of bringing a knife to a gun fight. Assimilate you heathen or there will be Twitter hell to pay. I could give two shits what you think you know about God, glory and simpler times. This is our world now and it sucks. I don't plan to give up the good fight but it's only a matter of time before I drop the wrong innuendo in a crowd of people while talking to my best friend. I'll be internet famous with my confederate flag, shotguns, beer binge weekends and love of Lord on display for all to judge. Then I'll be canned from work and I can start collecting coins in a cup at the new outlet mall in hopes of having one of those bleeding hearts hand me my consolation prize 25 cents at a time.
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Welcome to the club.Sorry but the official bumper sticker is on back order due to covid.I use to not think much about liars.Didn't see much harm in what they were saying,but the country is goin to hell and a lot of it is because people either can't or won't tell the truth.Reminds me of the "when did the good old days end" thread.
 
Jeff B said:
If a jewish lesbian black couple walks into a muslim bakery topless while eating ham and demands a confederate flag lane cake with bacon, a swastika, and the phrase "God Bless America"... who files the discrimination lawsuit?



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This is older, but I just found it. Drunk posting coherent rant with good spelling. I'm damn impressed.
 
Silverado_Express said:
I don't know where it ends... I heard this week they are dropping "whitening" off toothpaste and (don't judge) was listening to prime country in the sis in laws car earlier tonight and a Dixie chicks song came on and I see they jumped on the wagon also and their name is now just "the chicks". Hell I guess they were on that wagon from back in W's time...
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Yeah the chicks w dicks done that a couple of weeks ago and either Revlon or Loreal is dropping the "whitening formula" from their cosmetics.They are also wanting Boston Univesrity to rename their mascot.His current name is Rhett,anybody wanna guess why??
 
Let's all be serious though, the Dixie Chicks had some good music in their time. If we're honest with ourselves, they were actually right about W taking us to war in Iraq, but none of us liked it at the time so we sidelined them. I read an interesting article some years ago that said all of us early 2000's country listeners were to blame for today's bro country. Dixie Chicks were knocking it out of the park back then pre 9/11 with folky country but when Toby keith released Courtesy of the Red White and Blue we all went with him since he was pro W. We missed the boat. If you skip Cowboy Take Me Away on Pandora and dont sing it at the top of your lungs you're a bro country fag. Fight me.
 
A few things I need a reading on:
-What/how are the sales on the day after Thanksgiving called?
-What are we going to call it when all the power goes out? What about when summer temps overload the grid and power is dropped?
-What about the (supposed) entities in space from which even light can't escape?
-On my bike chain, what am I going to have to call the link that disconnects?
 
tkeaton said:
A few things I need a reading on:
-What/how are the sales on the day after Thanksgiving called?
-What are we going to call it when all the power goes out? What about when summer temps overload the grid and power is dropped?
-What about the (supposed) entities in space from which even light can't escape?
-On my bike chain, what am I going to have to call the link that disconnects?
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How are you gonna generate pressure in your vehicles hydraulic braking system?
And what room does the owner of a house sleep in?
What about padlocks?
And how am I gonna bate?
 
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
THIS THREAD IS FROM TWO THOUSAND AND FIFTEEN.
 
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