WHICH ONE ARE YOU?

Tom@Hilltop_Machine

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The Ant and the Grasshopper
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In a field one summer's day a Grasshopper was hopping about, chirping and singing to its heart's content. An Ant walked by, grunting as he carried a plump kernel of corn.

"Where are you off to with that heavy thing?" asked the Grasshopper.

Without stopping, the Ant replied, "To our ant hill. This is the third kernel I've delivered today."

"Why not come and sing with me," said the Grasshopper, "instead of working so hard?"

"I am helping to store food for the winter," said the Ant, "and think you should do the same."
"Why bother about winter?" said the Grasshopper; "we have plenty of food right now."


But the Ant went on its way and continued its work.

The weather soon turned cold. All the food lying in the field was covered with a thick white blanket of snow that even the grasshopper could not dig through. Soon the Grasshopper found itself dying of hunger.

He staggered to the ants' hill and saw them handing out corn from the stores they had collected in the summer.

Then the Grasshopper knew:

It is best to prepare for the days of necessity.

With the state of the world today I have become an ant. How about you?:rolleyes:
 
The problem with the world today is...

I am an Ant. But i cant afford to pay the taxes on the corn kernels. And even if i did store up a bunch of kernels, my "queen" expects me to give 33% of the corn i stored for myself to that grasshopper who watched me work all summer and fall.
 
what if you dont like corn? Can I be an ant eater?
 
I keep dragging the corn home.
Then the grasshopper Barrack O'Hopper keeps reaching in and taking half my corn and handing it to them damn grasshoppers....

Im gonna sit around and smoke some alfalfa and stick my hand out.
 
The problem with the world today is...

I am an Ant. But i cant afford to pay the taxes on the corn kernels. And even if i did store up a bunch of kernels, my "queen" expects me to give 33% of the corn i stored for myself to that grasshopper who watched me work all summer and fall.

Ha ha ha, great point!
 
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