Who's gonna write your obituary?

[kaiser715]

Might want to start on your own, now....

Obituaries in Fayetteville, NC | Fayetteville Observer

Renay Mandel Corren El Paso, TX—A plus-sized Jewish lady redneck died in El Paso on Saturday. Of itself hardly news, or good news if you're the...

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[RatLabGuy]

I'm expecting y'all to write mine.

Oh wait thats probably a bad idea.

 

[JSJJ388]

I'm expecting y'all to write mine.

Oh wait thats probably a bad idea.

This prick finally kicked the bucket. Come see him at xx/yy/zzzz

 

[No fries]

Long read but pretty funny.

 

[jeepinmatt]

I hope mine is half that good. Well done.

 

[tlucier]

That was hysterical!

 

[77GreenMachine]

Wow. That speaks to my soul. It was also horrifying, as I felt it was so similar to what I would write about my own mother