Wish I could punch somebody

mommucked

mommucked

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I have been watching my dog who had some surgery for over a week, and no jobs at work right now. Sittng around the house i've become quite bored and started answering all the solicitation type calls to tell them to take us off you're call list. A while ago I picked up the phone and the caller said mister (my name ) . I said in a loud voice " WHO'S CALLING " and jackass says " I don't start conversations this way" and hung up. I called right back w the caller Id only to get a message machine on the other end so again in aloud voice I said my digits and "TAKE this # off your damn list you f-in sorryass , MFing worthless agrivating SOBs " I wish i could reach through the phone and punch somebody! I found my airhorn in a can for use on my boat, and the next caller is gonna get an earfull!!
 
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You're doing it all wrong.

If you get a real person, let them go on about Mitt Romney or Obama and at some point interrupt them and say "Well wait a minute, who is Mitt Romney?" The responses are ALWAYS hilarious.
 
I would be delighted to talk to pollsters but only one out of about 30 was political, most are people w various different accents, none from the US, and alot of them hung up when I asked "who's calling" or it was a damn automated message and I don't want to call all of them back to be removed for fear that will cause more calls.
 
In college, one of the guys in our dorm would tell them that he catches cats and sells them to the chinese restaurant for a living and a Siamese just walked by so he had to go to catch it because the chinese restaurant pays extra for those!
 
I get at least 3 calls a day from some scam company wanting to give me a "free alarm" for my house. I opted no less than 5 times via their automated system to have my number removed from their calling list, with no luck I started opting to hear more info, which connects me to a REAL LIVE PERSON! All three calls today were three different people, and two different phone numbers, and all claim to be representing different alarm monitoring services that will give me a free alarm system just for allowing them to put a sign in my yard. When they press me for personal info, I ask them who they are representing and what company they are with. They terminate the call, every time. I'm going to start fucking with them, just thinking of the best way to do so. Yes, I file a donotcall.gov complaint every time they call, which is so often I just keep the donotcall website open in my browser. Bastards.
 
When we moved into this house we got another phone # apparently the last ones to have it owed alot of money to alot of creditors because we got calls for over a year for an Ann something and a Greg Siebert? One prick called multiple times even after I told him we just got this number and I don't know this person or how to contact them so he would then ask my name and I'd say that's none of your buisness. i recognized his voice and the name of the co. each time. He called for months and finally accused me of being the guy and calling me "mr. seibert" in his conversation very sarcasticlly. I told him He had "really pissed me off this time" and I had just lost my job and my wife and had'nt much to loose and had been researching his company ( I knew the address in Va.) and told him where it was and that I was comming up there tomorrow or the next day and would see him in the building or parkinglot !!! He never called again.
 
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Man, I'm glad I'm not the only one that gets creditors calling for the person that had my number before me. I've had my house # for almost 4 years now and I still get calls looking for Teresa Ferguson. Although they are getting a lot less common over the last year, I just got another one this week.
 
Said not to answer so I didn't
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^^ That was a political call, 202 is Washington DC. I used to have a guy's number that kept calling me about Amway saved to my phone as Do Not Answer. I may still, he hasn't tried calling in a while.
 
Mr Price, you have just won two free windows to be installed at your earliest convenience. Wow I tell them, How hard is it to install windows in a card board box. You see, I got this free cell phone and you are the first call I have got. No one wants anything to do with me since I lost everything. At this point most hang up.

Love the calls for the police fund or what ever they call it.
Look I like you guys, I like you a lot, but I have paid nearly $3000 in fines this year alone. Are you one of the ones who give me a ticket?

Telemarketers have to have to worse job ever.
 
Tom Mabe is so cool and a fast thinker, I love the way he quickly responds to what the callers say. Have you heard the one where he checks into the hotel at the telemarketers convention and then calls room to room about 3 am to " verify your wakeup call time". Thats one of my favs!! I may have gotten the idea of threatining the jackwagon collector from him and i did'nt say it before but I insinuated that I was an ex- special forces vet and was going to do more than just beat his ass when I came to meet him!! I think i said " I'll make you wish you had never been born"
 
The one I can't find is the prank where <somebody> (I keep thinking it was Mabe, but might be wrong) calls a car dealership to setup a test drive. Wants to make sure he is greeted appropriately as he is (supposedly) some sort of king or something in his country and wants to be treated right. Can't remember what he wanted to be called, but it was something like "El Conquistador". Car guys keeps saying "Uh, sure, yes sir, I'll call you whatever you want" and he has to remind him (like 100 times) that "No, do not call me sir - call me..." Hilarious.
 
If they are trying to sell you something, try to sell them something. If they don't want to buy it then ask if they want to trade.

After you both say hello ask if (insert a name here) is there. They will usually say no then you say "Tell him to call me when he/she gets in". IF, they call back after you hang up you say "This (inset previous name) did I get any messages". Normally they won't know what you are talking about and say no. Politely say thank you and hang up.

Sometimes I just answer the phone and set it down while they go on and on about whatever they were calling about. Eventually they hang up.

If you have some time to kill ask them all about, whatever it is, they are calling about. Make sure you get all of the information you can and then say no thanks and hang up. They are supposed to keep the calls to a minimum time limit so keeping them on the phone messes that up.

There are plenty of way to mess with these people and I try to make a game out of it as long as I get a real person.
 
I don't have a land line anymore, but I used to set the phone down and walk away. That way I don't have to hear their BS and they waste their time giving their sales pitch.
 
Once they called while my toddler daughter was in the middle of pitching a fit, I mean the high-shrill "oh my god my head is going to split open" kind of screaming.
So I just handed the phone right to her. That felt pretty good.
 
mbalbritton said:
I don't have a land line anymore, but I used to set the phone down and walk away. That way I don't have to hear their BS and they waste their time giving their sales pitch.
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I had someone call my cell at work and I told them to hold on a second. I put the phone on my desk and went in to my lunch meeting. Came back like 2 hours later and the guy was still on the line waiting. :lol:
 
RatLabGuy said:
Once they called while my toddler daughter was in the middle of pitching a fit, I mean the high-shrill "oh my god my head is going to split open" kind of screaming.
So I just handed the phone right to her. That felt pretty good.
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The other thing to do is give the phone you a toddler and tell them it's Santa Claus. Your story made me LOL.
 
My son answered the phone when he was about 4 yrs old. He stayed on the phone for a good 5-6 minutes (we thought it was a family member) finally he hands us the phone and said I think it's uncle Sean and heads out of the room. Turns out it was a telemarketer.
 
I have taken the phone in the bathroom with me before when I was taking a dump. A loud almost explosive kinda dump. Made sure to strain extra loud and flush the toilet a few times and spray the lysol. That is always pretty funny.
 
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